Bar fights and train jobs and some hard whisky
River and Jayne and Mal's wife who is frisky
Stolen cargo that's a bit dinged
These are a few of my favorite things
Browncoats on deck fighting some Reavers
Dodging Alliance and meetings with Badger
Inara's shuttle and the rep that it brings
These are a few of my favorite things
Crappy old towns where Jayne is a hero
Cheatin' and lying to make some dinero
Shepherd Brook and the wisdom he brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the Reavers land
When Wash dies
When they cancelled the show
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
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