{SCHOOL FOR GHOULS}

my life is spr crayzee

my name is toby

i go to school

and my school is bascally ful of scary monsters

theyre called gholus

and they eat humans

and thats, like, funny bc i am a human :D

also everyone is like a ghoul except me adn my best friend hide

its fun tho lol

so today i was in school and i was in french class

my french teacehers name is mr. tsukiyama but i allwayds call teachers by their first names, so i call him shoe

"bonjour class hope you ate your humans today adn drank lots of blood" sed shuu

the whole calss laffed at that joke exept me because i did not think that was funny

also kaneck ken, my other bffsie, did not really find that humourous because he's half a human like marco

so then shue told us 2 pull out r french bookz so we did

and we learned a word 2day it's called amour

shou says it alot but we just learned today that it means love or something so i was wondering y in the dick he alwasys says it

neways the hole class said amour like 12 times and shuu was like :'D

kanki was feeling very upset bc he also finlly realized wut amour means so he was lyk D':

he leaned vry close 2 me

"i think mr. sukiyamam has a crushh on me" he said

i gave him a stern look

"kaneki i dont rrly think a teacher likes u like that" i flipped my hair back fabulously

"besdes he likes me dont u see that look hes giving me rn" i pointed to shoo who was like 3 centimters away from my face smiling

"o" said kaniki

"yea" i replyed bluntly

shuo pulled away 2 the front of teh room

"hey class taht is all the woreds i am going 2 teach u today the bell is going to ring i love you all adieu" he smiled like happy

i stood up "bye shuu-shuu :3" i walked out of the room and then jumped on hede's back.

"hi hide" i said

"hi toby-chan" he smiled softly and held on2 my legs so i wouldnt fall and then he carried me 2 chemistry

our chemistree teacher was a hella old guy who lived in a coffee shop or something i cant remember his name tho

anyways he was teachin us chemistry adn we were learning about how the atomic symbol for lead is Pb or some junk and i was sleepign bc you kno dat shiit is boring

hide was taking good notes bc model student and i turned around 2 him "hide u gonna let me borrow those?"

ide scoffd. "yah sure but u know toby-chan u shood take ur own notes"

i rolled my eyes "ok hide this will b the last time"

just then mr. old guy spilled his coffee on his desk and caused a chemical explsion and he was covered in chems and he had to run up to the emergency eyewash fountain and wash out his eyes

i was lookin at him with a look of pity n lol

nishiki loled and was makin out wiff his girlfriend named kimi who was also a human btw

suzuyu stole mr. old guys wallet and also his left sock

i looked around everry1 and thought 2 myself

"2day is interesting" i said loudly and nobody rlly heard me bc i am like aph canada except hide adn he was like "yea"