Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.

Logan had just left for work; the other three boys were wide awake (or at least trying to act like it), having seen him off, like they'd done every day for the past 2 years.

The coffee had just finished making; Carlos poured himself, Kendall, and James a cup. James was in the shower and Kendall was getting dressed, so Carlos knew that their coffee would be cool enough by the time they got to it. Of course, he forgot that his was just as hot and took a big drink of it, burning his mouth. "Ouch! Fuck!"

Kendall came running downstairs. "What's wrong Carlitos?"

"I just burnt my mouth with hot coffee."

"I'll call Logie, he'll know what to do." Kendall called Logan's cell phone. "Logan, it's Kendall. Carlos just swallowed super hot coffee. What do we do? Uh huh, hang on." Kendall turned to Carlos. "Does it feel like anything's seriously hurt or burnt?"

"Just my taste buds. The rest is ok, I think." Kendall repeated what Carlos had just said to Logan.

"Ok, yeah. We'll see you then." Kendall hung up. "He said to drink some cool water and he'll look at it when he gets home. Oh, and this is from him." Kendall said, giving Carlos a kiss. "He said that love's the best cure. I think we've got it down."

"Yeah." Carlos smiled. "By the way, your coffee's on the counter. It should be cool enough to drink."

"Thanks. As soon as James gets done, we'll go get our surprise for Logan."

James got done; they all had a cup of coffee together (Carlos making sure his was cool enough this time). They headed to the shelter, where they found the perfect dog- a miniature Alaskan husky (who wasn't supposed to get over 20 pounds). After getting him (and all the things they needed for their new little buddy), they headed home and started thinking about names.

"Digger?" Carlos suggested.

"Sparky?" James said.

"Stewie?" Kendall chimed in.

After a lengthy name-choosing "process", they were still stumped. The TV was on, and a rerun of "Big Bang Theory" was on (it was the one where Leonard and Penny go out; Leonard was going to get a cat). "Sergeant Fuzzy Boots!" They all said in unison.

"I like it." Carlos said.

"It suits him." James agreed.

"Sergeant Fuzzy Boots it is." Kendall said.

Logan came home that evening to find his three favorite guys sprawled out on the couch asleep with a dog on them? Logan woke Carlos up first. "Let me see your throat." Logan looked and said, "It's all good. Nothing looks damaged. Let's wake up the other two and you can tell me all about your days."

"We got a dog; we needed something around the house." James said.

"Yeah, plus if we're out or something, you won't be alone." Kendall said.

"We'll take care of him. We promise." Carlos said.

"Well, what's the cute little guy's name?" Logan asked as he petted the puppy in his lap.

"Sergeant Fuzzy Boots." When Logan looked at them, they said, "Long story."

"I like it. Welcome to the family, Sergeant Fuzzy Boots." They watched TV for a few, and then Logan said, "Ok, bedtime. That means you too buddy." He picked up the puppy. They all got snuggled in and as Logan turned out the light, he said, "I love you guys."

"Love you too."