Vladimir Tod

A Poem

I've read about vampires

All bloodlust and fang

Edward, Simon, Eric and Stark

All part of the vampire gang

But I'm about to tell you

Of a certain teenage boy

Who was told at an age quite young

That he was made to destroy.

This prodigy I speak of, is boy called Vlad

He lived the suckiest life a vampire could've led

Yes, he has the fangs and super human strength

But Vlad is certainly different on a number of lengths

He's the least bit charming when it comes to girls

But the love of his life Meredith makes his world.

He's got a best friend named Henry, also his drudge

And Otis and Nelly the family he loves

I suppose Vlad is the same to many a teenage boy

He finds playing video games and pizza easy to enjoy

But Vlad can do things that you and I only dream

Take levitating or telepathy, this makes Vlad twice as keen

eVlad really is a kindred spirit at heart

But the Elysian Council seems to think not

As Vlad battles his way into vampire freedom,

His heart breaks, tears escape, and the chances are not even

But Vlad remembers his father, and his mother's laugh

And soon finds happiness, and chooses the right path

Our vampire hero is beloved by all

Dearest Vlad, remember to stay tall

So did ya like? Let me know in the review panel, just to clear it up Edward, Simon, Eric and Stark are vampires from the other gazillion books I've read. Edward from Twilight, Simon from Mortal Instruments (I have a fanfiction for that), Eric and Stark from House of Night. Hoped you liked, I did it for fun.

Thanks,

I. Forever