Author's note: I finally watched enough Sgt. Frog to come out with this fic! Horray! What? Why am I mentioning Sgt. Frog in a Soul Eater/Naruto fic? They're the reason they come together. How? You'll see. Yes, the weird narrator is in this too. You will tell he's talking by *'s surrounded by his words.
Keroro was in the living room, building gundams on the couch. Natsumi was sitting next to him."What's the point of those things?" she asked. "The point is that they're the best things in the world. Building gundams help me think straight. It keeps me calm." Keroro answered. Natsumi shrugged. She whipped out her phone to see if she got any messages. Nothing. She sighed sadly. "What's the matter, Natsumi?" asked Keroro. "No one's been talking to me since break. I wonder what happened to them."
"Maybe they're on vacation."
"Maybe. I should just call one of them."
"Why do you like to talk to your friends so much? Why don't you ever talk to us?"
"I'm not gonna watse my time on a stupid little frog! Not even if they fell out of the sky!" At that moment, they heard a loud crash in the yard. "What was that?" asked Natsumi, running to the door. "I guess Giroro got attacked again." said Keroro, shrugging his shoulders.
*And you're right, Natsumi. He is plowed in the ground once again.*
Nothing was seen in the yard but a huge hole and a golden frog who was wearing a black shirt with a vertical silver stripe in the middle and horizontal stripes on the sleeves. He also wore baggy black pants and a long hat with vertical lines around it and a horizontal line on the bottom, also all around it. He had Giroro's eyes.
*Well look at that. It's a frog who wears clothes. I haven't seen any other frogs do that.*
"Great, it's another stupid frog!" snapped Natsumi. "What do you want?" she asked. The frog said nothing. He pointed a gun at her. "You..." he started. He had a deep, supensful voice. "Tell me where Keroro is." he ordered. "I'm here! Someone call me?" asked Keroro, joyfully hopping out the house. The frog put his gun away. "Keroro, I have been sent here to help you with the invation. You are doing poorly I hear." he explained. "I have an idea for you that you could use."
"Sorry, sir, but to do things, my platoon have to all agree and Dororo doesn't agree with anything conserning world destruction." Keroro responded. "Then take him out of it. I'll take his place." said the frog.
"Who are you anyway?"
"I am Kihaha. I had a brilliant plan for you, conserning other dimensions."
"Whatever it is, I'm sure Dororo wouldn't agree, but let me hear it anyway. Come it, Kihaha."
"NO! Not another one! We have enough morons in this household!" snapped Natsumi.
*But you must have room for one more, Natsumi. This one wears clothes! I mean, come on, what frog wears clothes?*
"Shut up!" snapped Natsumi, marching inside.
*No, seriously, what frog wears clothes? I haven't even seen one that does outside of this dimension.*
Kihaha took a seat on the couch. Keroro sat next to him. Giroro dug himself out of the hole and came in as well. "All right, what's going on here?" he asked, walking in with a huge gun his hands. "Oh, Giroro. This golden frog named Kihaha came here to give us invation ideas." Keroro explained. "We had plenty of plans until Dororo chopped them up." Giroro pointed out.
*Dororo isn't even here. I don't understand why they keep bringing him up.*
"Well, just incase Dororo does agree, I decided to listen to the idea." said Keroro. Giroro sighed. "Alright, I guess I'll go with it. Afterall, he is a frog who wears clothes."
*And a very good selection of clothes.*
"I think we should travel through out the universe, collecting creatures from other worlds to help enslave the world." Kihaha explained. "How so?" asked Keroro. "Well, if we collect very destructive structures together, they could possibly cause destruction to pikopan and let them do so until the citizens fall to their knees. The creatures will become our soilders. They will keep the pikoponians in place as we lock them in eternal misery. Sound like a good plan?"
"Impressive," said Giroro. "But I have a problem with this plan. It seems that the other characters might be doing our jobs for us."
"No. They will be under our command. So it will still be us doing the invading." Kihaha cleared.
"I like this plan. Dororo would never agree with this." Giroro pointed out. "We could do it in secreat..." giggled Keroro. "I don't think he's appreciate that, Sgt." said Kururu, coming in the room. "Where'd you come from?" asked Giroro. "I was listening in the hideout the whole time. This Kihaha has an excellent plan, but since we're trying to get in good with Dororo I don't think it'll work out." he laughed. "And you're laughing about it?" asked Kihaha. "Kurukurukuru...Yeah."
"He's a weirdo." whispered Kihaha to Keroro. "You have no idea." Keroro responded. "I want to know who this Dororo is. I need to talk to him." said Kihaha. "No! This is the best idea I ever heard! If you talk to him he'll tear it up and take it out of exsitence!" cried Keroro, pulling on Kihaha's leg. "Ugh...okay. So what do we do?" asked Kihaha. "Kurukurukuru...We can just work on it in secreat." suggested Kururu. "I believe we have no choice but to do that." said Kihaha.
*But Sgt already suggested that. Of course someone always has to take someone's idea.*
"Who's willing to travel through the dimensions?" asked Kihaha. "I better do it. I have the guts." said Giroro. "Great, you could leave for a while, leaving me time to talk to my friends." yelled Natsumi. The frogs looked at each other and shrugged. Kihaha took out another gun and pointed it to the ground. He opened a portal.
"Remember, Giroro. This will take you to any random dimension. Be careful and enslave any powerful creature you find." ordered Kihaha. Giroro nodded and hopped in the portal. "I should go with him." Keroro suggested, hopping in the portal as well. "No! You won't go to the same dimension!" snapped Kihaha. It was too late. The portal closed.
*How are they coming back?*
Giroro landed in the Leaf Village. He fell on top of Garaa, however, Garaa didn't seem to notice that a frog was on his head. He happened to be taking a walk and everyone just started staring at him. He was staring right back. He didn't like all these eyes looking at him. He started to walk faster. Giroro didn't seem to care that he was on Garaa's head. He just sat there. Garaa looked around. People were still staring. "What the hell...?" he muttered. He slowly started to run. People were still looking at him He appeared to be the center of attention and Garaa didn't like it.
"Quit looking at me!" snapped Garaa, running away from all the people. Giroro held on tight to Garaa's red hair. "Stop looking at me! What do you people want?" Garaa repeated, running faster. He came to a stop behind a tree and Giroro fell in his bag of sand. "What was that?" Garaa asked himself, turning around. He then noticed Giroro was sitting on his bag.
"Hey, you're the reson all those people were staring at me." he said. "I've come to enslave you!" Giroro blurted. "Enslave me? How? You're just a frog." asked Garaa. Giroro took out his gun. "Does that answer your question?" he responded. "Sand burrial." said Garaa in an unentusiastic way. He burried Giroro in a second. Giroro stuggled to get out. Luckily he still had the gun in his hand so he shot himself out.
"Alright. You're pretty strong. You'll be perfect." said Giroro. Then it dawned on him. "Uh..." he studdered. He wasn't prepared. How was he planning to enslave these large pikoponian-like figures? Garaa shrugged and walked away. "Wait! I need your help!" blurted Giroro. "Why? I don't even know you." Garaa pointed out.
"I understand, but uh...I came to this dimension and I don't know how to get out."
"Okay. Want me to help you out?"
"Yes, please."
"I don't know, I look kind of weird carrying a frog on my back."
"Please? You're lucky I'm saying please."
"Na. Don't want to." Garaa walked away. Giroro followed. "What do you want?" snapped Garaa. "I need help." repeated Giroro. "Get help from someone else!" snapped Garaa. "Like who?" asked Giroro.
Meanwhile, Keroro landed in Death City. He fell on Black Star. "What was that?" asked Black Star, spinning around in circles. "I'm Keroro." said the green frog. Black Star looked up and threw him on the ground. "How dare you disturb me while I'm working out? Leave the mighty Black Star's presence!" Black Star kicked him to another.
Okay. He landed in the academy. He was pushed to one of the halls. He ran into Kid. His eyes widened when he met the frog. He picked him up. "This is adorable! Such perfect symmetry! If there were two of these I'd display it in my room. Wait! As a matter of fact, I do have room for this plush toy." he cheered. "Plush toy?" whimpered Keroro. Kid didn't hear him though. He just took him home.
"There, that's a perfect spot for you. Well, better get back to school." said Kid. As he started to walk away, Keroro screamed. "No! I'm here to enslave you all!" Kid looked at him for a moment and smiled. "Well, well, it talks. I shall give it to Patty. I'll leave it in her room as a gift." He picked up the frog and put him the girls' room. "Perfect." he repeated, walking out the room. "I feel pathetic." whimpered Keroro. "I wonder where's Giroro."
Garaa left Giroro with Rock Lee. "I promise, I will get you to your home, little frog!" he vowed for the 40th time. "I get it. Shut up!" snapped Giroro, crossing his arms in disgust. "I promise, I will get you to your home, little frog!" Giroro just rolled his eyes. "Do you have an idea on how to get other dimesions?" asked Giroro.
"No. What's this have to do with other dimensions?"
"It's my job to take you all to my dimension."
"How were you planning to do that?"
"I don't know anymore. That's why I need help. I'm stuck here."
"Well then, welcome to the Leaf Village, little frog!"
"Quit calling me that! My name is Giroro!"
"Oh. Excuse me for my mistakes."
Back at the Hinata's resedence, Kururu was looking for a way to get Keroro and Giroro back. "Well, there's no telling which dimension they could be in, so let's work on genres. You kept them in the anime catagory, right?" asked Kururu. Kihaha nodded. "Good. Let's start with comedy in alphabetical order."
*That'll take forever. Soul Eater is way at the bottom of the chain and I don't think Naruto is even in the comedy catagory.*
Author's note: Well, that's all I'm gonna do for now. I haven't watched Naruto in a while so let me know if I got anybody out of character. Review me please!