BATMAN: Paige and Eddie
Batman belongs to DC Comics. Pagliacci belongs to Claudia Short. Ink belongs to "ShadOBabe".
The sound of screeching tires echoed throughout Gotham City's downtown. A purple roadster zipped through the alleys, with the Batmobile behind it.
"The wind in my hair and the Batman at my heels- makes you feel alive! Doesn't it, girls?" Joker mused.
"Sure, Mister J." Harley Quinn replied from the front seat.
Pagliacci muttered something as the Batmobile drew closer to the Joker's car.
"Let's see how fast that car runs on bare rims!" Pagliacci yelled, drawing her crossbow and aiming at the Batmobile's tires.
The Batmobile's tow cable shot out, grabbing on to the Joker's rear fender.
"DO SOMETHING!" Joker yelled as the car was being dragged in.
SNAP! The tow cable was severed thanks to a throwing knife from Pagliacci, and then Joker sped away.
Inside the Batmobile, Batman told himself that he'd catch the Joker next time.
Back at the Joker's hideout, the clownish trio and their henchmen were standing around.
"We'd have gotten the diamond- except Pagliacci had to give Batsy ideas when she aimed at his tires!" Joker complained.
"You knew the Bat would be there! If you didn't waste your time challenging him to catch you, we'd actually be successful!" Pagliacci replied.
That did it. Joker wasted no time in kicking out his other henchgirl.
"I'm better than you!" Pagliacci yelled at the closed door to the hideout.
The "crying clown" marched off in a huff.
Later, Pagliacci arrived at the Gotham Museum of Art. An anonymous tip had told her that there were several valuable paintings on display, and she had no ambition of passing this one up. An open skylight provided a fine entrance for the thief