Hi guys!

I have read the whole series, but I needed Carol and Crystal to still be in high school, so it's set after Dark Days. When they're about seventeen-ish and Valkyrie's fifteen.
I'm dedicating this to my imagination, for being so awesome!
And I'm not abandoning my last fanfiction, I'll finish it when I am done with this.

Carol and Crystal were walking to school together, planning on ways to embarrass Stephanie in front of everyone.
They thought and thought, but they couldn't think of anything. Obviously because they didn't have brains to think with.

"How about spilling our drinks all over her at lunch." suggested Crystal.
"Maybe, we could trip her, that would be fun." said Carol.
"Ooh, I know. You know those bananas mom gave us, trip her with the peals"
"Nah, how would we get her to trip on them, let alone infront of everyone?" said Carol as they rounded a corner.
"I've got it!" yelled Crystal.

She told the idea to Carol knowing she'd agree.

"Perfect." said Carol.

School was about two or three blocks away now, so they didn't have a lot of time to formulate a plan.
But somehow, even with their lack of brain cells they managed to.

Valkyrie sat in the passenger seat of the Bentley, whining her head off.

"But Skulduggery, I don't wanna go! It's evil I tell you! EVIL!" she whined.
"Valkyrie, you know very well that when there's no cases to solve you have to go. Weather you like it or." he told her as he drove.
"B…bu…but."
"You have to go! End of discussion."
"But I don't wanna go to school! Especially if I have to share it with my cousins!"
"Shut up."

They drove on until they reached her school.
Valkyrie was still wondering why he'd made her go with him, she was perfectly capable of walking.
It was probably so he could supervise, if he didn't she might send her reflection instead of go herself. That was probably it.

Skulduggery interrupted her thoughts, "Valkyrie, we're here."

Skulduggery put his disguise on, and they both got out the car to say goodbye.

"Skulduggery, why did you park the Bentley in front of the school? Everyone can see you, and your eye-catching car."
"Oops."
"Oops indeed, bye Skulduggery, I'm going to hate forever for this."
"Bye Valkyrie." he said, completely ignoring her comment.

He got back in the Bentley and drove off.

Leaving Valkyrie to enjoy the hell-hole she was being forced to go to. She walked in, feeling sorry for herself.

Carol and Crystal were watching everything going on from behind bush. They had planned to watch her every move, but landed up finding her with Skulduggery.

"Oh my God! That was the guy from Gordon's funeral! What was Stephanie doing with him!" yelled/asked Carol.
"How am I supposed to know!" yelled Crystal.
"Oh God, oh God, oh God!" they yelled in unison.
"She was with an older man!" yelled Crystal, sensing scandal.
"Not just any older man, one of Uncle Gordon's creepy friends!" yelled Carol.
"What if she's one of them!" they yelled at the same time.
"We have to tell mom!" yelled Carol.
"And Aunt Melissa!" yelled Crystal.

And so they continued their OMG moment until the school bell rang. They rushed in before they were late.
Now they had two ways to embarrass her…

I hope you liked that, sorry about it being so short. The next chapter will be longer.
Strangely, this only took half an hour to write. Usually fanfictions take me hours.
I'll have the next chapter done as soon as possible.
Review or I'll put you on my kill list!
please review (batter eyelashes)