Hetalia: Stars and Stripes
Encounter Zero
A/N: this chapter is just to get things into swing. Try not to judge the whole story off this chapter. The other chapters are better
"Hey guys the economy totally sucks!" Shouts America while facing a room of over fifty people, "As my sidekicks it is your duty to help the hero fix this!"
"Merchandising and tourism is the best was to boost the economy," States New York matter of factly while pulling out a "I heart NY" shirt and a Statue of Liberty lighter.
"If you want tourism, how about gambling too!" Nevada chimes in.
"Or amusement parks!" Florida adds.
"Forget them tourists and such, more jobs in the oil industry is the way to go." Texas says assuredly. Alaska glances over at him.
"How about more Walmarts ya'll?" Asks Arkansas.
"Ya dense there boy? How hard in da head do ya haveta be to think that'd work?" Argued Ozark Missouri causing his twin Northern Missouri to sigh.
From there, arguments broke out everywhere.
Utah and Nevada bickering about gambling.
The Dakotas started breaking things that came between them.
Massachusetts threw a punch at New York, prompting Illinois to pull out his gun.
Hawaii just sits there smiling while Washington State plays absentmindedly on her laptop.
America just watched the whole thing excitedly while Washington D.C. sighs and rubs his head like he has a headache.
A/N: So I realize this is just a 50 state version of the first episode of Hetalia but it was written that way because we felt it was the best way to start this. This is supposed to be our version of Hetalia within the USA. Actual Hetalia characters will appear from time to time but that is not the focus of the story. If there are any historical events you would like us to do please let us know. Most chapters will be short skits but probably longer than this one. Also the focus will be mostly modern day America but we will also be showing historical events.