A/N: I randomly thought up this idea a few days ago. I chose 12 of the pairs by a random lot except for the first two...I had these guys in mind from the start:)
The first thirteen chapters will be relatively short and I don't know about the ones following...hmhmhm!
Chapter One: A King and The Baby Mouse
Ganondorf and Pichu were assigned with each other. Why? Well, it was the lot of course! Ganondorf wasn't too pleased when he heard that he got stuck with a baby...
Ganondorf wore his normal attire while Pichu wore a small green backpack which contained many small items that only a small mouse would think to use. The two traveled for about a mile before Pichu claimed that he was tired. Ganondorf just totally ignored that fact, so Pichu had to take up a brave status and jump onto Ganondorf. He succeeded, and was able to recuperate his powers while the two traveled. Ganondorf tried not to mind the constant questions of Pichu along the way.
"Are we there yet?" asked Pichu. The two were traveling in a dense forest. Ganondorf tried to destroy all the greenery in his way whereas Pichu was just trying to avoid it.
"No. We are not even near!" yelled a now very impatient Ganondorf.
"Why not? We have been walking for a long time..." stated Pichu, almost causing Ganondorf to blow up. But Ganondorf was able to keep his calm.
"Because the place is very far away. And you haven't been the one walking here..." stated Ganondorf, showing that his cap was unscrewing at a fast rate.
"Oh...this is taking forever though!"
"Yeah..."
"Why is it taking so long?"
"I told you already."
"Oh yeah. Why is that place faraway?"
"Because it is."
"Why?"
"Because it is..."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT IS!" yelled a now very angry king. Pichu managed to stay on Ganondorf's shoulder while he slightly cowered in fear and confusion.
"Why are you yelling?" the confused pup asked.
"Because of your constant question asking..." said Ganondorf in the calmest way he could.
"Oh...why was I asking so many questions?"
"Huh?"
"Why was I asking all those questions?"
"You tell me."
"But I don't know!"
"Neither do I."
"You don't? I thought you would!"
"I don't. You were the one asking questions about YOURSELF so shouldn't you be able to answer them?"
"Not that I know of." Pichu finished off the conversation accompanied by a sigh from Ganondorf. If Pichu asked any more questions...
"Are we there yet?"
"NOOOO!" Ganondorf yelled, with his top finally blown off, "Ugh! Why did I have to get stuck with...with...YOU?"
"Because I am adorable."
"Why was lady luck against me?"
"She's always against you. She seems to go for the cute ones...I've been getting a lot of luck lately."
"Huh?"
"I have! Remember I got that ice cream sundae? And that huge chocolate cake? And that big box of candy? And all those toys? And those movies? And those..."
"That was your birthday!"
"Really? Cool! How many times a year do you have a birthday?"
"...Once."
"Only once? Why?"
"Because you are only born once a year...well, most are only born once a year."
"Huh?"
"You were born a random day. That day only occurs once in a year. When you turn to be one year old, you have survived through all the other days and have returned to the same day that you were born a year earlier."
"Wow...why is it so complicated?"
"It's actually not that complicated..."
"Who decided how long a year would be?"
"Er..."
"Why weren't years scheduled as 7 days? That way we can have a birthday party every week!"
"Hey...that actually isn't a bad idea! If only we could convince everybody..."
"Yay! We should!" Pichu concluded another conversation. The two travelers had something new and different to ponder about.
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Several hours later, the duo arrived at their destination. It was almost dusk, but since their element was electricity, they could see it clearly.
This was the Cave of Evac. This cave held a really ferocious creature called the Shadow. The Shadow was of eagle/hawk type and was very large in size. The Shadow didn't have any electrical powers, he was immune to electricity. Many people believed that he became immune to electricity because of the insane amount of lightning bolts that constantly struck the cave. This wasn't too good of news for Pichu...
"Oh great...now I'm gonna have to deal with this guy by myself..." Ganondorf stated the obvious.
"I thought you liked fighting and causing chaos...I don't."
"That is because you haven't fought in a true and life threatening battle! You do not get the thrill as much from those regular smash battles...you can't die...just get K.O.'d..."
"Yeah! Isn't it great?"
"Uh..." Silence was what was heard when the two entered the Cave of Evac itself. There were five entrances, all of which led to random areas...
"Let's go in the first one." Ganondorf said bluntly, not bothering to consult Pichu in any way, shape, or form.
A/N: -immitates Puss-In-Boots eyes- Review Please!