Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist (though if I did I would be the happiest person on earth).

Also I do not own FMyLife, one of the best websites in the world.

Note: I will try to update this if I get reviews, so if you like this; review! and there will be more to read.this is totally note black mail. :D or maybe it is! Mwahahahaha! :D

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Today I tried to pass a rule about all female employees wearing miniskirts because

of freedom of movement, then one of my employees asked why the men shouldn't wear them either. FML

My boyfriend tried to handcuff me to our bed, the handcuffs are supposed to be very tight

for a flesh wrist,They snapped against my auto mail FML.

I was watching a really hot girl with a blond braid going down her back,

when I said "Hey good looking, how about a number"a male state alchemist

turned to face me. FML

Today I learned how to transmute air into water. I'm stuck in a suite of amour, and

have been for about three years. FML

I took my white gloves to the dry cleaners and they thought the red transmutation

circle's were smudges and bleached them off. I now have to go 3 weeks without

using alchemy while I get them re-printed. FML

Me and my boss got in a fight, we decided we would see who was right by who could

make the biggest alchemic explosion. We did this indoors. We are now both in the

hospital, still arguing and have hospital beds right next to each other. FML

I met the man of my dreams. He then shape shifted into some freaky looking

girl with green black hair and very little clothes. so much for my love life. FML

I went on a airplane for the first time in four years, when I went through the metal

detector my auto-mail set it off, when I tried to take off my shirt to show the

security, they thought I had a bomb strapped to my chest and arrested me. There is a

seven hour time difference between where I live and where I am, I can't call home

until ten in the morning there. its ten am here, where I am is seven hours ahead. FML

I like cats

see? I'm a nice person! You want to make nice people happy right? Right?

If you want to make a nice person happy then review! :D

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