General Sephiroth slumped aggressively into his desk chair. It had been a long tiresome day and the cadets had proven to be less than their worth. There were letters and contracts strewn over his desk, and he was not in the mood to start interviewing more assistants after the last one was caught trying to bug his office. Politics angered him, and he began grumpily going through the mess in front of him. Almost ready to give up he noticed a plain envelope with the words 'General Sephiroth'. His eyebrows arched quizzically... as he opened the paper gently and a letter fell out...

"I want another love, lust adventure.

Someone to kiss me like they mean it.

Not just part of foreplay.

I like being by myself and doing my own thing.

But don't take General away from me.

Don't take my smoking, don't take my drinking.

DARE take my training and dare take my thinking.

I will be jealous unless you prove i don't have to be.

I will want to be with you alot because i want you.

But sometimes i'll want my space and my thoughts.

I expect you to pay, but if you're poor thats okay.

You have to be affectionate and sleezy to only me

You have to want and need without my plee.

I will not be clingy, just like i expect you not to be.

But i do expect your attention, because i am your one.

I don't expect true love as that will get in the way of my plans.

I just want someone to want me and hold my hands.

Buy me this buy me that,

I'd rather you buy us a treat.

But please don't make me fat.

Respect my own decisions,

and please don't let it be all about sex.

You don't have to say i love you, unless it comes to it.

Come cuddle me and smile at me, play a little bit.

I'm not saying i'm shallow,

But there's certain things that turn me on and off.

Personality is a big up too. Funny, sly, smart and sweet.

Devilish, cheeky, fun, wih my character you must compete.

Gentleman, matching sex drive, friend and mate.

Be my boyfriend, doesn't mean you have to meet my fate.

I am a very very aesthic person. That is my hang up.

But you get hotness points if you are all of the above

and into me, us both, passionate and the same.

Reliable? Outgoing and open minded..

Will give me no need to look else where.

I want to feel secure with you. Physically and emotionally.

I can give what you ask as long as it does not compromise,

what i'm willing to give up. and i respect the same from you.

where a challenge is good, there should be times (most times)

you give into me and my pout.

Lastly and most important of all, who are you?

a soon as I set on you my eyes blue,

General Sephiroth, the love of my life,

And who am i? Cloud Strife. "

Sephiroth smirked. He couldn't get wait to get back to his apartment where he knew he gorgeous cheeky little cadet waited...