Rudy, you are a Lizard!

by Nutcase friend

This is just some random thing that me and my friend did when we were tired and bored. i haven't read over it, so it's probably crap. If you get the reference to the youtube clip, 'harry, you are a wizard,' then great. if you don't, then you'll probably think that I'm some crazy chick who needs to get a life, but meh.

He could feel the vibrations of Rudy's footsteps shaking the trees and shrub around him. He was running as fast as he could, but he was a little tipsy. Maybe eating that slightly tonic fruit and getting slightly drunk wasn't the best idea ever. Stumbling often, Buck knew Rudy was catching up fast. He almost dropped his knife even! The roar of Rudy almost made him fall over. Buck saw a large rock sticking out of the ground in front of him by about fifty meters. All Buck had to do was get there. Run! Don't stop! Don't even look back. Let your last bit of adrenaline get you there. Thirty, twenty, ten meters. Almost there. Buck leaped on top of it, then stopped…

Rudy almost fell over with the sudden break. He stared down at his small prey. The fluffy piece of annoyance that had evaded Rudy for six years. Rudy wanted to favor this moment. Bucks last moment. Just as Rudy opened his snout to chomp down the one-eyed weasel, Buck said something.

"Wait Rudy!" Buck yelled. The surprising thing was, Rudy did stop, and looked at him as if he was crazy. Buck was not only crazy right now, but also slightly drunk. Not the best mix.

Rudy stopped because never had Buck told Rudy to stop attacking him, like…ever. Maybe he should wait and see what his was about. Even though I should really just eat him Rudy thought with a slight grunt.
"Rudy, you…are a lizard!" Buck called. Rudy raised his eyebrow, and snorted. What the..?
"Well, just Rudy…you…are a lizard." Buck said again. No, I am your death.
"Damn it Rudy, you are a bloody lizard!" Listen to me you bite size snack, I am going to kill you if you don't shut up.
"You stupid over grown oaf. You are a Lizard!" That's it.

Rudy let out a roar that almost knocked Buck off his feet. Well, now I've done it. Buck wasn't even sure why he'd done it, it just seemed funny at the time. It was even funnier that Rudy had actually just stopped in his tracks out of pure confusion, and not eaten Buck when he had the chance. Now Buck was running again, but spotted the cliffs that signaled safety. He reached there soon, and slipped into one of the caves. Rudy tried reaching and snapping inside it, but it didn't work. He eventually lumbered off full of disappointment and confusion.
"I tried to tell you Rudy. You are a lizard."