" Captains log star date 267.21 Spock has informed me that I should start recording these so I can look back onto them and see were some thing went wrong just in case. Anyway we are on our way to a distress call on a near by planet in uncharted space, I have a feeling that this is going to be an interesting mission. I plan on sending Dr. McCoy, myself, and two security officers named Alvin Cal and John Maz. Spock is unable to attend this mission due to a ritual called " Pon Farr" coming up in a couple of days. I hope this mission goes well, Kirk out. Computer end log "Kirk sighed.
" Once every seven years and it has to be now, oh well."Kirk got up out of his chair and left his quarters and walked into the turbolift " Bridge" as the turbolift took him to the bridge his mind started to wonder." I wonder who we'll meet on this planet maybe they have tentacles, or maybe they have huge feet, or maybe ..." his thoughts were interrupted when the turbolift doors opened. He walked up and took his captains chair and sat down." Sulu are we in visual range yet."" No, sir but we will be in a few minutes.""Thank you"said kirk with a smile on his face. The turbolift doors opened and McCoy walked in. " Sup Bones" asked Kirk with caution he could tell McCoy was very grumpy. McCoy just grumbled in response. " whoa whats wrong?" asked kirk.
" Pon Farr is whats wrong, Spock is becoming horny as hell!" said McCoy. Kirk started laughing a little at that. This caused McCoy to start yelling" What, WHATS SO FUNNY!" Kirk start to laugh hysterically he could hardly answer McCoy's question " S-spock HA HAHA... y-you said HAHAHAH Aha ... h-he i-is haHAHAH ... b-becoming h-horny hah aha!" This caused McCoy's face to turn red. Then the turbolift doors opened and Spock walked in, this caused Kirk to laugh even harder if that's possible. McCoy turned cherry red when he looked at Spock. Spock was confused for a second then he just shrugged it off and walked to his station.
It took Kirk a whole two minutes to calm down and stop laughing, he sighed" Sulu can you put the planet on the view screen now?" asked kirk."yes, sir" said Sulu. He put the planet on the view screen and everyone gasped the planet looked just like earth excepted it has bright pink oceans and there was what looked to be a brilliant shade of midnight purple colored land. " This planet just made my day" said kirk with a goofy grin on his face. McCoy just rolled his eyes.