A/N: My friend and I came up with some hilarious Teen Titans situations, and I took our random ideas and formed a story. Please review! Also, an important factor to the comedy of this story is Raven's monotone voice. You may want to say what she says aloud, because saying it normally may change the outcome.
Introduction: Beastboy and Cyborg are playing chess, and Robin is lingering over them, watching intently for their game to end; he has next game. Raven silently meditates in her room, and Starfire is searching the kitchen over for her favorite drink, mustard.
Chapter 1
Starfire closed the refrigerator and exited the kitchen, walking silently towards Robin. "Robin, where is the mustard? I am quite dehydrated and request a drink," she said innocently. Robin crossed his arms and leaned against a nearby table. "Mustard isn't a drink, Starfire. We stopped buying it ever since you started gulping it down in two minutes," he mumbled in response.
"Shush! Chess is a quiet game!" Cyborg yelled aloud. Robin grinned, "Is silence even possible with you two?" Beastboy frowned a bit, but paid his response little attention. Starfire, still a bit confused, raised her voice even louder. "Perhaps Raven has some mustard?" she moved aside and walked towards Raven's room. Cyborg shook his head, feeling a bit sorry for Starfire.
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Starfire barged into Raven's room, and immediately covered her mouth with both hands. Raven was floating in meditation, and she opened one eye to stare at her. "I thought we agreed that you would knock before you came in," she said emotionlessly. "I am very sorry, Raven. Perhaps I should try again?" "Knock to your heart's content." She exited Raven's room and instantly knocked thrice on her friend's door.
Raven sighed, debating whether she should let Starfire in or not. In the end, she decided it wouldn't hurt anything. "... Come in." She reentered her room and smiled as she slowly approached. "You wouldn't happen to have any mustard, would you?" Raven rolled her eyes. "You think I would have... mustard?" "No fair," Beastboy shouted, "I bet you cheated!"
"Friends, friends!" Starfire yelled as she rushed out of Raven's room. Raven, although wanting some alone time, had already been disturbed in her meditation. So, she decided to see what was up.
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As Starfire entered the room in a hurry, she noticed that Beastboy was sticking his tongue out at his rival, and arms crossed. "Friends, why are you playing such a game that would break your relationship?" She blinked in confusion. "I won fair and square," Cyborg said proudly, and exited the room. "You SO did not!" Beastboy argued, following behind him.
Robin sighed and stalked them, "I'm supposed to play thewinner!" Raven walked in after he had left and shut the door. "Raven, why is this game in black and white? Televisions have color." Raven rolled her eyes and kept quiet. Despite her friends' prior argument, Starfire spoke up again. "Raven, would you like to play this game?" "If I play, will you leave me alone?" "Ummm.. Yes?" "Fine."
Starfire squinted at the board game. She hadn't really paid attention to the guys as they were playing, but she knew that each person controlled a color. "What color would you like to be?" "Black. I'm ALWAYS black." "Actually, I've seen you in blue," Starfire said with a smile.
Raven tried to ignore that statement best she could, and retired to Beastboy's former seat. "Let's just get this over with," She said. "But Raven, I do not know how to play." "Then how do you expect to play it?" "I thought... you could teach me? I have no mustard, and neither do you, so..." Raven dragged her hand down her face. But for the sake of her sanity, she decided it was best to teach her. After all, no more Starfire right?
Starfire sat across from Raven, and began subconsciously playing around with a chess piece. "Ok Starfire, set up your pieces." Starfire blinked and stared at her blankly. "You don't even know how to set it up???" The white pieces were scattered across the board in no specific order, and the black ones were in even rows. "Shall I do the same as you?"
Raven nodded and crossed her arms impatiently. Starfire shrugged, and matched Raven's side exactly. "What shall I do now, Raven?" "Make your move. White always goes first." "But that sounds racist." "JUST GO!" "But- I do not know how to move these tiny soldier replicas." "You're hopeless."
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A/N: Ackhem!
Will Starfire ever learn how to play chess?
Can they break her addiction of mustard?
Will Raven ever get peace and quiet?
Will BB & CG ever decide who won so Robin can play?
Introduction: Beastboy and Cyborg are playing chess, and Robin is lingering over them, watching intently for their game to end; he has next game. Raven silently meditates in her room, and Starfire is searching the kitchen over for her favorite drink, mustard.
Chapter 1
Starfire closed the refrigerator and exited the kitchen, walking silently towards Robin. "Robin, where is the mustard? I am quite dehydrated and request a drink," she said innocently. Robin crossed his arms and leaned against a nearby table. "Mustard isn't a drink, Starfire. We stopped buying it ever since you started gulping it down in two minutes," he mumbled in response.
"Shush! Chess is a quiet game!" Cyborg yelled aloud. Robin grinned, "Is silence even possible with you two?" Beastboy frowned a bit, but paid his response little attention. Starfire, still a bit confused, raised her voice even louder. "Perhaps Raven has some mustard?" she moved aside and walked towards Raven's room. Cyborg shook his head, feeling a bit sorry for Starfire.
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Starfire barged into Raven's room, and immediately covered her mouth with both hands. Raven was floating in meditation, and she opened one eye to stare at her. "I thought we agreed that you would knock before you came in," she said emotionlessly. "I am very sorry, Raven. Perhaps I should try again?" "Knock to your heart's content." She exited Raven's room and instantly knocked thrice on her friend's door.
Raven sighed, debating whether she should let Starfire in or not. In the end, she decided it wouldn't hurt anything. "... Come in." She reentered her room and smiled as she slowly approached. "You wouldn't happen to have any mustard, would you?" Raven rolled her eyes. "You think I would have... mustard?" "No fair," Beastboy shouted, "I bet you cheated!"
"Friends, friends!" Starfire yelled as she rushed out of Raven's room. Raven, although wanting some alone time, had already been disturbed in her meditation. So, she decided to see what was up.
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As Starfire entered the room in a hurry, she noticed that Beastboy was sticking his tongue out at his rival, and arms crossed. "Friends, why are you playing such a game that would break your relationship?" She blinked in confusion. "I won fair and square," Cyborg said proudly, and exited the room. "You SO did not!" Beastboy argued, following behind him.
Robin sighed and stalked them, "I'm supposed to play thewinner!" Raven walked in after he had left and shut the door. "Raven, why is this game in black and white? Televisions have color." Raven rolled her eyes and kept quiet. Despite her friends' prior argument, Starfire spoke up again. "Raven, would you like to play this game?" "If I play, will you leave me alone?" "Ummm.. Yes?" "Fine."
Starfire squinted at the board game. She hadn't really paid attention to the guys as they were playing, but she knew that each person controlled a color. "What color would you like to be?" "Black. I'm ALWAYS black." "Actually, I've seen you in blue," Starfire said with a smile.
Raven tried to ignore that statement best she could, and retired to Beastboy's former seat. "Let's just get this over with," She said. "But Raven, I do not know how to play." "Then how do you expect to play it?" "I thought... you could teach me? I have no mustard, and neither do you, so..." Raven dragged her hand down her face. But for the sake of her sanity, she decided it was best to teach her. After all, no more Starfire right?
Starfire sat across from Raven, and began subconsciously playing around with a chess piece. "Ok Starfire, set up your pieces." Starfire blinked and stared at her blankly. "You don't even know how to set it up???" The white pieces were scattered across the board in no specific order, and the black ones were in even rows. "Shall I do the same as you?"
Raven nodded and crossed her arms impatiently. Starfire shrugged, and matched Raven's side exactly. "What shall I do now, Raven?" "Make your move. White always goes first." "But that sounds racist." "JUST GO!" "But- I do not know how to move these tiny soldier replicas." "You're hopeless."
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A/N: Ackhem!
Will Starfire ever learn how to play chess?
Can they break her addiction of mustard?
Will Raven ever get peace and quiet?
Will BB & CG ever decide who won so Robin can play?