"Uno, I fold." said Lister. "You have sunk my battleship, sir" said Kryten. "Wait, what are we playing again?" said Cat. "We're playing Jengunokership, remember?" said Rimmer. "Wait, I thought we were playing Battlokernoga?" said Lister. "Whatever, we're playing some confusing game that we made up years back. It was probably back on Starbug." said Rimmer.

"Uno, I fold." said Lister. "You have sunk my battleship, sir. Wait, no you haven't. Why did I say that?" said Kryten. "Say what? Wait, what are we playing again?" said Cat. We're playing Jengunokership, remember? No wait, you don't." said Rimmer. "Uno, I fold. Wait, I've already said this! Holly?" said Lister.

"10:26AM." said Holly. "No Hol, why are we repeating ourselves?" said Lister."What? Oh, we've gone close to a White Hole." said Holly. "A white hole?" said Rimmer.

"Yeah, it spews out the stuff that Black Holes take in, or at least that's the common theory. You know, I've always wanted to go through one, to see if I end up on the other side." said Holly.

"Well, you better not. I don't want my innards smeared on the windshield of the back of the ship. No thanks." said Rimmer firmly. "Then it's decided, we're going in." said Holly.

"Wait, we didn't say you could!" said Lister. "I think it's a great Idea!" said Cat. "Alright, I agree." said Rimmer. "Look, I've checked on some theories, and I'm guessing it could be perfectly safe. Besides, it's too late to change course. So, who's in?" says Holly.

"Before we go in, what's the time, I haven't had breakfast yet." said Lister. "What is it, Dave?" said Holly. "No, I'm asking you the time." "You wot? I thought we were going into the Black Hole to come out the White Hole?" said Holly. "A White Hole?" said Rimmer. But before anyone else could say something they said five minutes ago, Red Dwarf disappeared into the Black Hole.

Then, Red Dwarf emerged from a White Hole, presumably unscathed from the encounter. "You have sunk my battleship, sir." said Kryten. "Wait, I thought we were gonna go into that Black Hole thing?" said Cat. "We did, according to the sensors. No wait, hang about. We didn't come out the one next door." said Holly. "Well, where did we end up?" said Rimmer.

"I don't know really, but I'm scanning a S3 planet just a few hours away." "Any life forms?" said Lister. "I don't know, it's not picking up anything definite." said Holly. "We might as well go and have a look. As long as we go nowhere near another White Hole, those things make no smegging sense!" said Lister. "A White Hole?" said Rimmer.

Within two hours, the crew were on a Starbug headed towards the S3 planet. The planet itself had Blue Oceans and Green Land, not unlike Earth. The main difference is that this planet was at least twice as small. Starbug landed near a lake, and the crew disembarked.

"Well sirs, according to the Psi-scan, there are remnants of JMC registered ships on this planet." said Kryten. "JMC ships? What, Red Dwarf's cousins or something" said Lister.

"Well, that's one way of putting it. Let's just hope the cousins in this family didn't marry, like Lister's." said Rimmer. Lister glared at him. "Counted your toes recently?" continued Rimmer. Kryten interrupted before any more insults flew."I suggest we go and look for items to salvage. We could also look for any information about what happened on Earth after Red Dwarf left."

"Yeah, sounds like a plan. I'm gonna go and look for some more curry supplies. According to Holly, we're down to a general 40 year supply. That's not gonna last more then a month with me." joked Lister before walking off.

"But Krytie, why are all these ships on this planet? Did they all drift into the same black hole?" said Rimmer. "It may be a possibility, sir." said Kryten. "If we find anything, send a message over the Walkie Talkies I gave you on the way here. I'm going to look for information." said Kryten.