Disclaimer:
Justanothertree: Somebody do the stupid disclaimer I'm to lazy!
Alaska: Justanothertree doesn't own Hetalia. Now get your butt off the couch and write!
Me:...-_- I'm trapped in a car with nothing else to do for six hours, you don't have to tell me. Stupid road trips, stupid 80's music that is always playing, and stupid me for forgetting my headphones.
Alaska:... I'm not taking the blame for this one.
Chapter one:
Alaska POV
Great, Dad forgot his lunch at home so me being the youngest have to deliver it. Now you may say that Hawaii is the youngest, but no, she used to be the Hawaiian Kingdoms. Now I have to sneak into the G8 meeting in New York. Time to try to sneak in; because Daddy doesn't want any of the countries to know about us. I stood in front of the building waving my card to just run through security. I did not need them finding out I had hid Juneau (Ju-no) in my coat. I refuse to go anywhere with out her. She was my own capital after all. Daddy always says I need to lay off of my little puppy, but I know she doesn't mind.
I made it passed the corner from security I took my cute little puppy out and set her on the ground where she wove around my legs. I inwardly smiled, because while I have no clue why, my smile scares people away. I looked down at my sneakers that had sunflowers on them matching the bright yellow sunflower in my hair and felt my heart drop at the thought. I then quickly hardened my features, Father hated it when any of us cried. I couldn't afford to make him depressed at a meeting, that and Texas would laugh at me. I looked at the mirror in front of me to check if I really did lose all of my emotion. I did!
Nobody besides me could tell that I was sad. The girl in the mirror was emotionless. Her platinum blond hair reached her knees. Bright startling ice blue eyes stared back. I knew what I looked like, I looked like Russia a bit. I had on a red winter coat that reached my ankles and my boots were light weight winter boots to give me more mobility. I looked around nine in human years.
I spun on my heels to go find meeting room twenty-seven. I counted until I reached the room before standing outside the room thinking about how to get in.
"Are you lost little sunflower,da?" asked a towering man from behind me that looked a lot like me and had a Russia accent.
"No sir. I'm just looking for my Fath-friend," I said in a calm collected voice with a Russian accent slipping through my best try to conceal it.
"Are you Russian? Would you like to come with mother Russia, da?" asked Russia.
"Wait, are you Russia?" I questioned.
"Da," Russia replied. Screw being good and not blowing the secret. I quickly was latched onto the poor Russians leg looking up at him still expressionless.
"I can stay with you until we find Daddy!" I said allowing my smile to show before quickly catching myself stopping and turned expressionless once again.
"Okay Sunflower, but you are going to have to sit through a meeting with the nations of the world, da?"
"Whatever you say, I'm not letting go," I said firmly strengthening my grip on the leg.
Russia started walking towards the door unhindered by me attached to his leg. He opened the great door to the meeting room and walked in. The meeting had not started yet and Daddy wasn't even here yet only people here yet were Germany and England.
"Russia who is this?" asked England pointing at me.
"I found this little Sunflower outside the meeting room saying she was looking for her father, da?" replied Russia now with a grin on his face similar to my own.
"Russia you can't take other people's children," reasoned England.
"Get him girl," I ordered and if possible strengthened my grip on the leg.
Juneau who had been hiding behind Russia padded out into the open and changed into a full grown huge black wolf and snarled at England circling him like a shark. Just then France walked in and saw me.
"Ohnohnohnohn! Little one do you want to become a French territory?" asked France to me. Before Russia say anything I changed my command.
"Juneau. Go play tug-a-war with the French Frog," I said with out emotion.
Juneau then began to change her target. She was given a kill target this time and did not hesitate to take down the Frog blood sprayed.
"Kolkolkolkolkol! I think I like you!" smiled Russia. Just then Daddy walked in on the carnage and took a sharp breathe.
I deleeched myself from Russia, and ran at him. "Daddy! That French Frog wanted me to become a French territory! Juneau! Off you did good, I'll take ya hunting later," I said slipping into my American accent. My accent changes a lot.
"What are you doing to my daughter France?" threatened America with his blue eyes burning. "And you what are you doing here?" He said pointing towards me.
"Texas said you forgot your lunch so brought it to ya," I said still devoided of the pesky things called emotions.
"I am going to kill that boy when we get home!" shouted America.
"America you have a daughter?!" exclaimed England.
America sighed knowing he couldn't hide it for ever. "Actually I have nine daughters and forty-one sons, in other words. All of my states are personified, but most are adopted," America scratched the back of his head sheepishly. I ran back over to Russia leeching myself to his leg again not letting go.
"Thank goodness I'm adopted. I could never handle having the same blood as Texas," I mutter into Russia's leg. (Author's Note: Most Alaskans have a weird hate of Texas boasting that they are the biggest state, when in fact Alaska is, if it was split in two Texas would be the third largest state. ^-^)
"Your adopted, da? From who, da?" asked Russia.
"You'll see! Daddy I'm staying with Russia for the meeting!" I shouted at America.
"No stay away from the commie!" yelled America.
"He can't hurt me as long as your here Daddy because you are the HERO!" I said still emotionless, but turning to face my father. I saw England wince, that would most likely work.
"Not to mention I stronger than look, I am American. You know why I want to stay with Russia for the meeting, so suck it up and deal with it or I send Juneau on ya," I threatened and went back to snuggling Russia's leg. Russia tore me off his leg and sat down with me on his lap.
"Juneau, go get my bag please?" I asked my wolf who was still in grown up mode eyeing the bloody Frog, but soon came back with my sunflower book bag. I pulled out Dad's lunch bag. "Catch!" I through it at him and he catches it perfectly.
~Time Skip of three minutes~
Japan and China walked into the meeting room to find a nine year old girl sitting on Russia's lap weaving a flower crown out sunflowers and forget-me-nots.
"Russia, who is the kid, aru?" asked China wondering who the child was stolen from.
"Put in Russian here," I asked. (Translation: Who is that girl next to Japan, Russia?)
"Put in Russian," responded Russia. (Translation: That's China, but he is a guy."
"Will you stop speaking in Bloody Russian! Nobody can understand you!" yelled England in confusion, because America just shrugged it off.
"She spoke Russian all through the Cold War just to piss people off. She has done worse," responded America to the confused England.
"Ring! Ring!" screamed a phone. Every nation in the room looked at the little girl in Russia's lap as she pulled out a painted flip phone that had forget-me-nots all over the place.
"Hello?" I asked.
"Alaska have you finished dropping off Father's lunch or are you still playing in the snow room." asked an annoyed voice over the phone that I instantly recognized as Massachusetts.
"Massachusetts, yes I did drop it off...but...uhm...I sorta got caught!" At those words many people arched their eyebrows. "Sorry...but not really, you really should have sent somebody who can really do stealth. Maryland would have been better than me," I said in a firm voice showing no emotion.
Let's just say a constant string of cuss words were yelled over the phone that I swiftly slammed shut, and went back to weaving and hummed an old Russian lullaby.
~Time skip of ten minutes and everyone is there at the G8 meeting~
(Note: So far the countries that have come in avoided contact with Russia so surprisingly nobody else has noticed Alaska.)
"So, on to the issue with the economy. America you need to straighten out yours not one place in your whole bloody country is okay!" England said as he scolded America.
"Done!" I yelled in notification that I had just finished the crown. I turned around on Russia's lap and put the crown in his hair.
"Bloody hell! Don't interrupt me when I'm scolding America!" England yelled at me.
"Mister England, I think it's best if we all get along and no fighting. Also please refrain from talking about Father's economy if you don't know what is truly going on? No matter what people say about why the economy is going down, it because there is simply not enough blood money out there. That is what wars are mostly fought about right?" I questioned England and saw everyone's jaw drop from the utter horror I had just said.
"What in the Hell are you teaching your damn daughter, America?" yelled England.
"Kolkolkolkolkol! Father hasn't thought to teach me that, but trust me when you spend most of your time in the cold you have to do a lot of thinking, da? On another note I don't have my people pay state taxes and even pay them some money back. Now WHO'S economy are you calling bad, da? " I said no longer caring to hide my creepy smile. I pulled out a small lead pipe as long as my forearm to my wrist out of my right sleeve. In fact I was so mad I let my purple aura spill over, or my heavy Russian accent. I slipped off of Russia's lap.
"England be careful Alaska was adopted from Russia! The Hero can't save you this time," cautioned America with his annoying laugh ring through the room.
"What, da?!" yelled a surprised Russia. Good job America you always sucked at breaking news slowly.
"Kolkolkolkol! Father you have to break that to people slowly, da?" I told America in the way Russia scares people out of their pants. My anger intensified as I scraped my pipe along the ground and walked passed a filching England straight up to America.
"What are you doing Alaska? Don't! No stop!" screamed America as I neared him. When a I stood in front of him I stared him straight in the eyes.
"You Bloody damn idiot." I said letting for the first time since WWII my personality slip. I slammed my pipe into an area that you don't hit men. Every man besides Russia cringed in sympathy. Russia was still trying to figure out what was happening. I then knocked him uncontious with a sharp blow to the head and the superpower fell. I felt my eyes flash a sign of no remorse. Now on to the idiot that started it. All of a sudden I felt my feet in the air and looked up to see that Hawaii had picked me up.
"Alaska, you need to stop sweetie," Hawaii scolded and then put me down to look if I had any physical injures. Hawaii was my best friend even if she was twenty-one in human years. She must have ran all the way from the house not bothering to change because she still had on her swimsuit with a wrap around her bottom half. She had sun kissed skin, dark black hair that reached her mid back, hibikis flowers were littered all over in her hair, light brown eyes, and of course there was the scar that was on her stomach that marked her perfect skin in the shape of a burning ship.
I nodded my head in agreement and sulked back to Russia, and once again hid my pipe. I looked at him bowed my head to say sorry and started to walk over by the door where Juneau to pet her for my own comfort.
"Big Brother!" called a scary voice from down the hall. It was our favorite stalker, Belarus. Strangely Russia was still in shock and appear to not hear her arrival. I looked at the door in front of me, yep if the door got broken down I should be fine. I went back to petting a puppy sized Juneau. The door opened a crack and a cackling Belarus was looking through.
"Brother! Are you here?!" called a creepy stalker Belarus to Russia who had finally snapped out of it. Panic flash in his features, why panic? I walked to the door with my wolf cradled in my arms like a teddy bear and opened it to find my aunt, who was shocked that somebody had opened the door.
"You can go sit next to Russia since the seat is open, America won't be able to use it till he wakes up, da?" I said pointing to America's chair that was right next to Russia not seeing anything wrong with it.
"Thank you little one," smiled Belarus as she patted my head.
"No problem. I like you, da?" I looked up at her in awe. She looked so strong and seemed to like being armed and knew how to use them. Sure she had quirks, but so did I, it didn't bother me all that much. After all family is family. Oh, speaking of family! I walked over to were my wounded Father lay knocked out on the ground. I sat down next to him and put Juneau on one side of his head while I sat criss cross applesauce on the floor on the other side. "Anybody have a stick?"
"Alaska! No!" yelled Hawaii. I just shrugged and looked at England.
"Well, are you going to continue to talk our ears off, da?" I innocently asked England slipping right back into acting as emotionless as Norway.
"Right...who wants to go next?" asked England.
"England there has been too many interruptions to continue. That and America is still asleep," reasoned Germany.
"You can continue, I know how to wake up America, but England are you sure you want this, da? I learned it from Maryland," I asked England.
"Just wake the bloody git up!" sighed England.
"Yes sir." I responded and fished a bell out of my book bag. I rang it thrice, and saw England visible wince as though he never expected this is the easiest way to awaken Father.
"What!" screamed America as he came to his feet. His eyes were swirling in confusion at what had just happened. Then he blinked a couple times, and then sent a death glare at me. I'm proud to say I stood my ground looking straight at him. "Alaska, what the hell was that for?" growled America.
"I may have leaked a secret for the first time in my life, but you leaked one that I said I wished to tell and you promised me that I would be the one. How will you ever learn to keep secrets if you don't have major repercutions?" I stated blankly and unblinking. "If you are that angry with me I can always just leave, but then you wouldn't get my point, and that is only one that you can learn from years in the frozen snow. It is simple, I will never understand you, but some of the other states do so I'll stay with our family. Canada is proof of my point. He gets when to flip your switch and when not to. Trust me if you ever play hockey with him you will understand. Good-bye, Father I will be returning to the house." I picked up my book bag and just left leaving Hawaii.
Hawaii POV
That girl is surprisingly deep for somebody her age. She had already asked me where we go when we die, and I haven't seen her play with a toy for...since well ever.
"Father you did take it too far on that one. She even slipped into her deep rant. You know how she has the hardest time showing emotion." I scolded my father.
Then I notice a certain Japanese man and turned to him as my Father appeared torn. "Japan, long time no see," I managed to get out.
"Uh...Hai," nervously responded Japan as he saw my scar from Pearl Harbor.
"Don't worry about it. It was a long time ago, and besides Nevada and Alaska helped me get you back," I said with a smile. (Author's note: I said that Nevada and Alaska helped Hawaii get even with Japan because they both are or were nuclear test areas.) Japan's eyes widened. I grinned and walked out.
~Time skip back a bit~
Belarus POV
I stood in front of the building that held my brother. I smiled, and slipped passed security. When I was a little while down the hall from the meeting room door I called out. "Big brother!" I walked to the door and opened it so I could barely see inside. "Brother! Are you here!" I heard big brother squeal, he was happy to see me! Then all of a sudden a girl who looked a lot like Russia opened the door with a wolf being held like a teddy bear, so cute. That wasn't what shocked me, the fact she opened the door and wasn't afraid of me shocked me.
"You can go sit next to Russia the seats open, America won't be able to us it till he wakes up, da?" the nine year old said with a heavy Russian accent. She was too adorable.
"Thank you little one," I smiled and patted the girls head, she let me be with big brother.
"No problem. I like you, da?" the girl said with a flash of awe in her eyes. So she liked me. This little girl is so sweet. I walked over and sat next to Russia who had a scared look on his face.
"Who is the girl? She seems sweet?" I asked Russia forgetting that I was stalking him.
"Alaska, and apparently my daughter, da?" responded Russia. Wait I was related to that cute thing.
"How?"
"I did find Alaska first and turn it into a territory, da?"
"Why haven't we seen her then?"
"She is currently an American state, da. I didn't even know about her till today."
"How did America get her?"
"I sold the territory a while back. I had no clue she was a personification."
"...I wonder what Ukraine will say."
"..."
(Author's note: Thanks for reading ^-^)