Matthew Serious woke in the morning to the sounds of birds singing. He hated birds. They were ugly creatures that pooped. Matthew absolutely DESPISED ugly things that pooped. He put on his KKK cosplay and strolled outside with his lighter. Looking around, Matthew noticed a birds nest, full of little eggs. "Perfect.." he muttered to himself lighting a twig. He stepped back watching the nest go up in flames. All of a sudden, there was a noise from his Facebook. Hoping it was Katie sending him nudes, he ran to the computer. 'hay kid u wanna buy sum brownies lol' 'lolwut i have a page to run' 'gtfo im hacking ur page' 'lol try' That guy couldn't hack the page in a million years. He was too dumb. CRASH! The noise was loud. Matthew turned around and an angry-looking old man came in covered in blood and foaming at the mouth. "BUY MY BROWNIES! ITS RAEP TIEM LOL" the creature spat. The he pooped on the fainted body of Matthew.
The End