Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon

Intro

*Who am I?*
#Hello Kids and Trainers. Silph Co introduces Mew Glue!#
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*Where am i?*
#Sold in a pokemart near you!$
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*What is my purpose?*
#Mew Glue adheres to all surfaces, even your mum's cooking!#
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*What are they talking about...?*
#Now back to the show#
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"Scientist Martin could you please turn off the TV? Giovanni's here"


"Giovanni... we've... created something... a pokemon... in the glue tank...!!!!"

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*I... I... I MUST BE FREE!!!*


-An explosion rips through the lab as Mewglu's tank erupts-

Mewglu stretches and sees something lying among the wreckage.

Wiping the glue off the cover, he activates the audio diary.

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SCIENTIST's LOG -

With the failure, or rather, success of the 'Mewtwo' experiment; Giovanni shut down the cloning project after the destruction of the laboratory on Cinnabar Island.

He sentenced us scientists to be doomed forever to his pokemon glue facility where he manufactured 'Mew Glue' his newest way of marketing stationary to trainers.

When we arrived, we misunderstood the formula for the glue. We accidentally added strands of mew hair into the glue thinking for added strength.

Something was created... something. I must warn Giovanni immediately.

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*So I am nothing but a mistake. I was not even planned. I will seek my revenge on the world.

I will rule everyone. Then they will see what a mistake they made creating me!!*