Fail number 1
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
…I don't even know how to rhyme, why am I doing this?
I don't know, I just wanted to say I love you and then this cheesy line came out! Do I look like I want to go cliché on you? NO!
Well this ended terribly.
Fail number 2
I just wanted to say that your smile is insanely beautiful, is the most beautiful thing in this planet. All I could do was stare at your beautiful eyes and beautiful smile just because you are beautiful.
I just used five 'beautiful' in two sentences, I suck at writing.
Fail number 3
One day, I hope to walk down the streets, with my hand holding yours, telling everyone that you're my girlfriend, to let them look at me with jealous eyes and murder me at the backstreets and throw my body away…
…So...why am I writing about people murdering me?
Fail number 4
Before anything happens, before the world comes to a stop, I just want to say: I love you.
This looks like a last will: "Before I go; I just want to tell you…I left a million dollars under…"
Fail number 5
You are my Juliet, and I will love you forever.
I just realized that Romeo died in the movies…No way; I do not want to die.
Fail number 6
I'll take an arrow to the knee every day for you.
…This'll probably make me sound like a nerd.
Fail number 7
The way you punch me in the stomach, the way you slap my head, the way you smile as you pour water on my hair, the way you love to road roller things down, the way…
Okay, this is going to make her look like a sadist; she's going to tear the paper into shreds before she even finishes.
Fail number 8
You are the Apple of my eye, the Bluetooth for my soul, the Core for my CPU, the Dungeons & Dragons for my computer, the eBay for my shopping, the Final Fantasy for my favorite games, the Graphic cards for my games, the Hardware for my computer, the iTunes for my music, the Java for me, the keyboard of awesomeness, Linux is for free, the Messenger I always use, the Network I love, the Oreo for milk, the Portal which is one of my favorite games, the…
Okay, this is getting a bit strange.
Fail number 9
I would abandon everything just for you.
And that would leave me with nothing for you…That won't work.
Number 10
I love you, Rin.
I love you too, Len.