It's been at least about one month when the squid sisters and the Bizmuth brothers rapped against each other… well since the brothers won, the sisters are gonna show them who's boss, now enough It's time for a Splatoon Epic rap battle!
Ranger
Yo squid sisters I'll beat ya silly
Here's a glass of water I bet ya thirsty
Speeding all day going out with a bang
Why are you girls even in these games?
Now clear the path cuz' I'm charging in
I'll beat ya ass when I turn kraken
Sticking with my homies that's I'm all about
And the next thing your show is out
Russell
Listen girls we know you can't handle us
Even though you rally want deez nutz
We'll beat ya all day in round 1,
Just in round 2 HA we've won
Around in Devaintart, Facebook, fanfiction, and Youtube
Funny thing is everyone is drawing Lesbian pictures of you two
So come on girls you need to take a shower
as for better ways eat my krak-octoken powers
Callie
Oh boy it's the Bizmuth brothers Yay
Didn't we let them win the other day?
I roller over Ranger's head
Sure enough he's just one loose end
Marie
Really? I sniped Russell's foot
He whined and cried OH what a hoot
Ranger and Russell why don't you flirt with other girls
Unless you're gay (That's for sure)
Wait you both aren't even related
Oh a spoiler, that's even greater
Russell
Splatting everyone with my splattershot for fun
Listen up squid sisters I'm the legendary champion
My krak-octoken powers will school ya
Actually my skills say I can splat ya
So just take you packs, off your backs
Unless you want to get beat ya little saps
My marks show my old ancestors
That saved the world, if you remember?
Ranger
Callie, Marie beating us is in your Imagination
I've splatted Inklings like if it was the final destination
You're in my world now it's an apocalypse
Beat ya all day, the truth hurts doesn't it?
I'm reaching higher in the mountains of fame
Your still wearing the same style, PFFT so lame
Guess you're not fresh enough
And Callie won't you ever shut up?
Callie:
Oh please, you both in rank C
There's no inkling that can roll better than me
And range, I know you don't like us
And probably you should shut up
Just go home, and leave us alone
Unless you want Marie to break your bones
Marie
Uh Callie, we don't have bones
But if we do, I can make it shown
Boys, don't mess with my sister
Just call it a day and get a baby sitter
Your just kids, and squids. WE KNOW
But Russell don't you have Onlee to take home?