(Authors notes: This is my first fic, so please be gentle and send me reviews…

I don't own these characters… though it would be cool to.

This fic is a little bit weird but that probably only helps, well before my beta kills me.

Here it is… ENJOY.)



The Schwarz residence on a, so far, quiet Saturday morning.



Farfarello: Fuck all the leprechauns! Fucking sun! Hurt god! TODAY YOU WILL BLEED!!!

Schuldig: FARF!!! Will you just shut up please it's hard to get any sleep with you yelling all the time.

Crawford: And here I thought that you wanted to do something a bit more interesting than sleep…

Schuldig: Hey Farf sorry about that I thought about it and… oh fuck it. (Door quickly closes and strange sounds fill the hall).

Farfarello: Fucking morning! ( goes to Nagi's room and nocks on the door) Hey Nagster, wanna have some fun with me… I would ask Schu but he's busy with Bradley.

Nagi: (who just woke up) Fine Farf but give me five minutes to get dressed would you?

Farfarello: I'll help you! ( happily he runs in and shock the teenager half to death) I'll be gentle.

Nagi: Hell no, get out you crazy Leprechaun- lover.

Farfarello: Oh come on… Will you stand still! Okey this means war… I'm gonna get you.

Nagi: HEELLP!!! Anyone help me I'm being chased by a crazy madman. CRAWFORD!

Farfarello: It's no use nobody can hear you scream… I only want to play dress up… come on! I never get to have any fun…

Nagi: Farf get your hands off me or I'll never tell you where Schuldig keeps your leprechaun- movie.

Farfarello: So he's the one who has it… I'll kick him back to the alps. The little Spice Girls- lover.

Nagi: o_O… Go get him Farf… He's in Brads room.

Farfarello: Die leprechaun man DIE!!!



(Who wants to be Schuldig today I wonder?)