Author's Note: Part of my "Fanfiction Force" series. Of course, this means the fic in question is not completely serious, but there is an underlying meaning behind the whole of it. I also do not own Naruto, I'm a freaking American, come on and get that through your silly heads.
So without further ado, my very first Naruto fic…
One Night on Konoha Avenue
The chilly air gave way to a quaint evening. All over the town, there was great spirit in revelry.
It was the anniversary of the destruction of the demonic fox known as Kyuubi. Although few were left to tell of the implications of such a great and momentous battle in which many Konoha ninja gave their lives, what they could all remember was the ultimate sacrifice made by their own beloved Yondaime.
The young Hinata Hyuuga, daughter of the intrepid leader of the great Hyuuga clan, was swiftly walking down the lonely street. She stumbled every so often due to being so tired, but it was not revelry that kept her tired, her evening exercises kept her in the fittest condition, and aided in making her a reputable member of Konoha's most well known clan.
"It's also Naruto-kun's birthday today… but no one remembered… I hope he liked the ointment I left for him…"
However, her training could ill prepare her for what happened next.
From all sides, a plethora of bodies slammed into her, knocking her down.
"Got her!"
The gruff voice held a hint of something that Hinata could only tremble in fear at.
She panicked as her arms were pinned, she tried to focus her chakra to-
"Not so fast!"
A sealing jutsu… but it was too dark to see who the maker of the seal was. The person had to be at least Jounin class, possibly even ANBU… but…
"Hey boss, she's a pretty one. Might be a bit young, but the time is right…"
A voice full of authority chuckled.
"Wouldn't stop me at all."
She felt herself roughly groped, causing gasps to emit from her throat. She shut her eyes tightly.
Naruto-kun…
But he was training with Jiraiya-sama… he could be anywhere. His only thoughts were bringing Sasuke back to the village. If only…
She felt one of the men pull off her top, she began to scream as she was exposed to the world.
No one would come… she would think of Naruto, and maybe get through this…
"Well it's about damn time I got some effin relief. This girl better hope she can service me right. I'm sure my pleasure will be…"
He was suddenly cut off.
"Denied."
Hinata felt the men tremble. Certainly, they weren't expecting the new voice.
Naruto-kun?
"To think that someone would stoop this low…"
No, his voice was too deep. He was definitely older, but there was something about his voice that she could trust…
"But I have met plenty of miscreants in my time."
The leader twirled a kunai in his hand.
"Hey punk, you got any idea who yer dealing with? I was one of the best of my class! You can't even begin to-"
"I see nothing but a farce. You are the creation of a sick individual who gets his jollies off of lolita bondage and rape. There will be no purge this time…"
Hinata suddenly felt awed by the aura coming off from the newcomer.
"No… there is only death. And I will make you suffer for what you are doing to Lady Hinata."
Who is he?
The leader struck towards the man, using chakra in order to chain a series of techniques. However, all of the techniques were swiftly blocked, the last being caught by the arm of the newcomer, suddenly he brought his other arm moving swiftly in the opposite direction.
A loud snap and a wail indicated the leader's arm was snapped like a wishbone.
"And you call yourself a ninja? Pitiful."
Hinata felt all the hands grabbing her suddenly release, they sounded as if they were rushing the newcomer all at once.
There was a sound of metal, and suddenly light seemed to come from the newcomer.
He was dressed in a traveler's cloak, but underneath was some kind of odd uniform. In his hands, he held an ornate sword, which was currently creating mass blood splatter across the nearby walls.
Suddenly, the dance of the blade was over, and all that was left was the leader, kneeling on the ground, pleading.
The newcomer walked over.
"Let me guess. You are the one who created this event?"
The leader nodded.
"You are in direct violation of code 330, subsection IV. I will not go into the specifics of the code, because it will be wasted breath on the soon to be dead."
The leader's whimper was cut short by a knee straight on to the face. He lay there as the newcomer continued.
"By recent FFN regulations, with a universe as volatile as this one, I cannot take any second chances when dealing with improper alterations. Usually, I would send you to rehabilitation, but with something this sick… there is but one penalty, and there will be none other accepted."
He swung the sword swiftly, decapitating the leader of the group. Suddenly, a power washed through the area, and Hinata found herself fully dressed again, no worse for the wear.
The newcomer glanced at Hinata, smirking.
"I must say, it is an honor to meet you, Lady Hinata. I pray I did not come too late?"
She trembled, "No… you… uh… didn't… I… I'm fine…"
He shook his head, "I still apologize. I did not realize someone would try an alteration of this magnitude on you. I am afraid due to the wide range of people who deal with your universe, it will be very hard to find the offenders among so many people trying to adhere to FFN standard faniverse creation procedure."
A voice came from somewhere near his left arm.
"Commander. Lt. Dirun and Lt. Eso request your assistance. It looks like you will have to initiate time warp in order to aid them. It looks like an alternate universe formation… if it comes to fruition…"
"Yes, Officer Bates, I understand your concern. Thank you for reminding me of what I need to do around here… Edrick out."
He smiled at Hinata, "It never ends… will you be alright, Lady Hinata?"
She got up, finding that she was no longer tired, as if the energy used during her training had returned mysteriously.
"I… I'll… be fine…"
Edrick smiled warmly, a glowing aura encircling him.
"Then I will take my leave. Try to stay out of trouble now…"
He disappeared in a flash of light.
Hinata looked around for a moment, found things could not get any weirder, and used the energy she retained to race back to her home as fast as she could.
This was only meant to be a one shot, but I see it as my introduction to the World of Naruto. I know it is short, but if you can find the time, I will appreciate any reviews you can send my way.
- Novalon