Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (duh).
Harry, did you know that you baby boy would get sorted into Slytherin?
Harry, did you know that your baby boy would befriend Draco Malfoy's son?
Did you know that your baby boy would travel back in time
To save Cedric Diggory and fuck up the timeline
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Harry, did you know that your baby boy would break up your two best friends?
Harry, did you know that your baby boy would jump off the Hogwarts Express?
Did you know that your baby boy would bring back the Dark Lord?
He had the hots for his daughter and thought there'd be a "reward"
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Voldemort Day, "Blood ball" they'll say, and Snape will live again
His aunt he'll kiss, but Scorp he'll miss, though he likes his cousin
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Harry, did you know that your baby boy you'd wish wasn't your son?
Harry, did you know that your baby boy is the un-chosen one?
Did you know that your baby boy would watch your parents die?
And that you're afraid of pigeons… could you tell us why?