Disclaimer I do not own Totally spies . Myth Fact Unicorns have two end both are dangerous, but the back end is disgusting so be careful where you step.


Dear Samantha Greatwire.

My name is Jerry Green I have been looking over your school profile along with your permanent record and your teachers claim you have a very high intelligence which we at W.h.o.o.p could greatly benefit and so could you from your vast brain power for example helping the world improve its technology, finding cures for things deemed incurable.

You my dear would be working with the greatest minds you would receive $1,000 a year along with multiple scholarships for any college you would choose to attend also we can get you free room and bored along with food. The colleges we could get you into are very well known such as Yale or Harvard any college you would ever want to attend we could get you into.

We shell even help you after or even if you decide not to go to college by helping you find a high paying job when the time comes. You have a year to think this through if we do not here back from you in a year we will assume that you have chosen no.

We offer room and bored at our institution so we would not force you to live with us so you could choose to live at home and if you choose to live at home we will provide you a device that will allow you to send in your work but we would require you to come in ever so often if you choose yes send your answer to this Email ************.***.

sincerely

Jerry Green.

P.S. Lemon juice and fish taste good.