Disclaimer - I don't own Evangelion. I can't even speak in Japanese! And also in ancient Jewish or Greek for that matter. Even English draws problems.
I know it's stupid. So? Who said all Magic Knights have to be girls ;)? Oh and by the way: based ONLY on the MKR series! Sorry, manga is not available in my country :(.
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"Damn!!! Do you believe it Ken-man!?! School trip to Tokyo Tower! Do they think we're some kind of little sissies!?"
"Exactly, that's how they treat US, grown up fourteens! Are with us Shin..."
"Wow!!! Guys you gotta see this!!!" Shinji yelled, his eye almost glued to the telescope.
"You disgust me Ikari..."
"Shut up, numbskull I've got a view on some chick's bathroom windo..."
"Mine turn mine turn!!!"
Rudely thrown away from his view point by the military maniac, Shinji sighed and joined Touji in brooding.
"You're not interested?"
"I am. But Hikari's to close and you know her. By the way who are those babes?"
"I don't know. Most of them look as student but that redhead seems to be our age."
"Yeah and she's a gaijin! She hasn't dyed her hair! Man she looks good! Where's Hikari?"
"She went to toilet. Hey don't do anything stupid or you'll be sorry..."
"Yeah yeah! Wish me luck Shin-man!" with this said, Touji launched to his 'prey'.
'Idiot,' thought Shinji 'his asking for it! Three, two, one..."
SMAAACK!!!
Touji was back shortly, with a gorgeous souvenir on his face. Shinji put a comforting hand on his shoulder saying:
"Wow, man. How DO you do that?"
"Shut u..."
"SUZUHARA!!!"
"It's been nice knowin' ya, Touji..."
In the meantime Kensuke had a big problem. His object of desire and observation was getting out of the bath but unfortunately he needed another coin to activate the telescope once more. He decided to ask somebody. Unfortunately all of his friends were previously occupied. Well, Touji and Hikari were occupied and Shinji was not in any way going to pay for his watching. So because of these circumstances he asked some unknown, blue haired girl. She was just looking blankly outside the window.
"Excuse me... miss..." aforementioned girl locked with a glare that spread cold all the way down his back. she had red eyes that were now burning through the poor geek to see what's behind him. "Nevermind."
Meanwhile Shinji thought that Hikari had lost enough steam to touch her and not lose a hand. He gently grabbed her shoulders and pulled off of Touji's twitching body. Suddenly heard something, a soft voice that seemed to come out of his head.
"I'm princess Emeraude, priestess of the Magic World. Please become a Magic Knight and save this Realm (damn, I have no idea what Emeraude said in English version of MKR, I have to improvise^_^. Any help appreciated-author).
For the first minute Shinji thought it was Kensuke, so he preventively rapped his head and asked about the joke. Of course the geek had no idea about any joke. Surprisingly, the weird girl touched Shinji's arm and asked:
"So you've also heard this strange summoning, Shinji Ikari?"
"Eeh... yeah... Hey wait a minute! How do you know my name?!"
"..."
WHOSE PERVERTED JOKE WAS THAT!?!" demanded the read haired gaijin. The next thing boy remembered was a blur of light and his own scream.
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"Where am I?" he asked who ever might've been listening.
"How could I know, baka?!" he heard an answer from someone resembling the red gaijin.
"You could see for your self if you opened your eyes, Shinji-kun." That was that weird girl again.
"Thank... hey you didn't tell from where do you know my name!"
"..."
"Hey lovebirds!?! Anyone but me noticed where EXACTLY we are?!"
"Yes. We're flying on a back of a specimen of a flying fish specie unknown to human science about one mile above the ground."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!"
* * *
"So we've landed, but where? Hey baka, stop kissing the ground and try to look around!"
"I don't think his kissing the ground..."
"EEEwwwwwww... gross. Anyhow, Ice-queen, do you have a idea where could we bee?"
"Ice-queen?"
"You where called because there was a need for you!"
Both girls, and Shinji who started to recover his self, looked in the direction of the voice.
"Was zum Teufel (devil) ist das?! Ein Zwerg (dwarf)?!"
"No I believe it's a Hobbit."
"It's just a kid!"
Before them was... a chibi Ritsuko Akagi. Currently with a word 'Death' written in her eyes in capital letters.
"One more remark like this and I'm gonna hurt you all three."
"Oooh like I'm shakin'. Ouch! No fair, you're using the stick!"
"Though luck sweetie. Now listen you buttheads, 'cause I've got a job for you."
"What makes you think we take it?" red head, named Asuka as Shinji was able to catch, wasn't giving up.
"Hmm, I don't know! Maybe this?" Chibi-Ritsuko grinned viciously, waving their passports.
"Hey!!! Give'em back you bitch!!!"
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"So we have to find some giant robots and bring them back to life, right?"
"That's what I've understood, Asuka. All we have to do for now is follow our guide"
"Guide?! You call THAT a guide!?!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK!!!"
"Yes I'm talking about you, you worthless fur bag!"