Note: Ok, thought this might fit in with the 'Star Wars' column, since I didn't see a LEGO Star Wars column. So, I thought I'd better just write it anyway! The reader could just think of it as LEGO! Not saying you have to, just think that was what I had in mind. P.S. I'm basing this of what I saw in LEGO Star Wars.

LEGO Disclaimer: No characters in here have my face. Or are owned by me.

LegoMink Story Writing writes...

LegoMink's version of The Phantom Menace!

(Threw In LEGO Star Wars jokes for funsies!)

Chapter 1 "I thought you'd never ask..."(aka Negotiations) The Trade Federation Ship

" Preparing to land!" Apparently, two Royal Guards were going to lazily land in a droid-infested landing zone.

" Umm...it doesn't look safe, Bill!" warned RG No.1.

" What do you mean?Of course it's-" Before you knew it, the Droid's blasted their ship! The ship- boom. The men, dead. Why would you ask? It's obvious...

Meanwhile...

" Where in Naboo is that viceroy?" grumbled Obi-Wan.

" In case you hadn't noticed, THE ROOM IS FILLING WITH POISON GAS!" screamed Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan's master.

" Should we get out then?" asked Obi-Wan.

" I thought you'd never ask!" replied Qui-Gon.

The two Jedi ran for the conveniently-placed door at the end of the room. Even though they're LEGO, they still can't live in, in Qui-Gon terms, POISON GAS!

" Phew! We're-(droids appearing) safe..." muttered Obi-Wan.

" Looks like battle..." replied Qui-Gon.

" What gave you a hint?" sarcastically said Obi-Wan.

" Well the-"

" It was sarcasm, you idiot! I was being sarcastic!" shouted an annoyed Obi-Wan.

" Umm..do you mind, dying?" asked a droid.

" Oh for the love of Yoda, who asks that? I mean, it's wrong!" commented Qui-Gon.

" I think we should fight... they are waiting politely, and we wouldn't want to keep Death waiting. I vote we kill them!" explained Obi-Wan.

" I suppose you're right..." agreed Qui-Gon.

A big fight raged on. For about...30 seconds. Well, they didn't want to keep Death waiting.

And did you have a better solution?

They eventually reached a point which required at least SOME thought. Hint on who the droids are: shield. That's all you need.

Guess before you read this.

The destroyer droids, or 'Droidekas' were quite a challenge. But they eventually did it. Eventually.

After several more hours of killing, they got to the ship they were taking. Qui-Gon showed his ship pass, then they boarded, Obi-Wan obviously acting like a lunatic.

" You're a looney..." moaned Qui-Gon.

Chapter 1 Ends Here...