A/N: A break from FFN, yes. A break from writing, noooooooo. I have an idea floating around in my head right now, and I'm hoping that it could become something great. Probably not, but who cares, right? Anyway, I hope you enjoy this ridiculous masterpiece I created at 10:37 p.m.

Leo walked onto the stage, waving. "Sup everyone!"

The crowd went wild.

Leo grinned and waited for the applause to die down. "You all know that I am a dude who loves many different fandoms. Well, this is where I have a chance to interview some of my favorite characters! For the first episode, I'm going to be interviewing Firestar."

Firestar leaped onto the stage regally. The she-cats in the stands yowled their pleasure. Firestar gave a low purr of amusement. "Greetings, everyone," he said calmy. He walked over to a plushy chair and sat down.

"So, Firestar, first question. WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU LIKE SPOTTEDLEAF!? I MEAN, YOU BARELY SPOKE TO HER, FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!"

Firestar's whiskers twitched nervously. "Well, I kind of had these dreams... She, uh, could have been in them, but probably not."

Leo shook his head sadly. "Dream dating never ends well."

Firestar nodded in agreement.

"Well, I guess it's onto the next question! Firestar, have you ever heard of ice cream?" Leo asked innocently.

Firestar's ginger fur paled. "Uhm, no?"

Leo glared.

Firestar gulped and said. "I might have snatched a gallon from my old twolegs while visiting Princess..."

"That wasn't to hard, now was it," Leo said calmy.

Firestar looked like he was ready to bolt. "No, o-of course not."

"Firestar, are you okay? I've only asked you two questions and your fur is soaked with sweat." Leo said, concern in his voice.

"I-I'm fine," Firestar mewed quietly.

The crowd was very disappointed. Firestar was acting like a kittypet!

Leo smiled. "Well, at least this is the last question."

Firestar sighed loudly, immensely relieved.

"Did you once love Silverstream?" Leo narrowed his eyes at Firestar.

This time Firestar did bolt. He leaped off of his chair and took off. Leo called security and within seconds Firestar was caught and brought back to the stage.

The crowd booed.

Firestar was placed on his chair again. He was shaking visibly.

"Answer the question," Leo growled.

"N-no!" Firestar yowled.

Leo smashed his fist onto the table in front of him. "You're lying!"

"Y-yes," Firestar said, defeat evident in his eyes.

Graystripe stared at Firestar from the audience, speechless.

Leo just smiled slightly and said, "Sorry about that, Firestar. Those were personal questions. I just felt like the audience needed to know the answers."

"It's okay," Firestar meowed sadly. "You're right about them needing answers."

Graystripe suddenly appeared.

Leo passed out.

Firestar stared at him in horror.

"Firestar, I think we have to talk," Graystripe meowed.

Firestar squeaked in terror as Graystripe dragged him away.

Leo suddenly woke and said. "Wait, where am I?" He looked around at the stage, the spotlights, and the crowd.

"Oh, no. I'm in a talk show!" he shouted.

Eh, I was bored.

What!? It's a beautiful outro!

Sincerely,

Flame/Leo