Parody of a favorite youtube channel of mine. Go watch the videos if you are fans of carnage, blood (fake of course), and BLADES!
I don't own Wreck it Ralph or the OC's except for Alden and the Papak racers.
An intro started playing. It showed a video of the Sugar Rush racers holding their weapons from the New Guy story and preparing to attack a horde of Cybugs approaching them.
"When the viral apocalypse arrives, will you survive?", Barry's voice was heard.
"We are Candy-Go-Boom. We test out candy weapons, video game weapons and homemade weapons to see if you will survive the next Viral Invasion.", Alden's voice said.
"Candy-Go-Boom! Kick Viral Arse.", Alden, Barry and Jojo said. "And no, we're not British.", Jojo said.
The video shut off and showed Barry, Alden and Jojo standing in a clearing in the Junkyard in poses similar to Gloyd, Rancis and Swizzle.
"Hey guys! Welcome to our new show Candy-Go-Boom.", Jojo said.
"Yeah. Like the intro, we test out weapons to see which ones can help you during the next Viral Invasion.", Barry said.
The camera turned to face Alden. "Okay, so we'll be testing these weapons on some of our own version of the Ivan and Tim heads from ZGB." Alden picked up a severed cybug head. "This will be our test target today."
"And no, this cybug head is dead. We just modified it to work for our testing.", Barry said.
"Now then, let's check the specs.", said Jojo. A video of the cybug head played on the screen.
Cybug head- designed by some sick American and Japanese guys.
Density- enough to withstand regular bullets and rounds from a Hero's Duty hand pistol.
Simulates the strength of a cybug head better than any other weird candy you may be eating.
The video ended and showed the three boys setting up the head with Jojo pouring a green liquid in it.
"So, I filled up the head with green Jello to make it look like slime.", he turned to his brother. "So Alden, what do we have for today?"
Alden came up with his Pepero swordcane. "Well, we're gonna use my sword.", he said, opening the blade to reveal a see through hardened peanut brittle blade.
"After that, I'm gonna blast it with the Buster Gun", Barry said. The brothers nodded.
"Let's get started then.", Jojo said as he stepped aside and Alden got ready to slice the head.
Alden got into position, twirled the sword and made a diagonal cut. The blade cut cleanly through and the green Jello erupted from it. The two halves slipped from each other and fell to the ground.
"Woah!", the three said, amazed at the power of the almond boy's blade. "And that didn't even take much effort.", Alden said.
The two agreed. "So, since Alden destroyed the head, how are we gonna test out Barry's Buster Gun?", Jojo said.
A second later, Barry appeared, holding Felix's hammer. "I can fix it!", he said while copying the handyman's pose.
The two looked curiously at him. "Where did you get that?", Alden asked, pointing at the hammer.
Barry smirked. "I borrowed it from Felix.", he said nonchalantly.
In Fix-It Felix...
"Hey Felix, can ya help me out here? I accidentally busted Vanellope's kart...again.", Ralph said as he rubbed the back of his head nervously.
"Wait. How did this happen again?", Felix said from the roof of the Niceland apartments.
Vanellope glitched infront of the wrecker. "I'll tell ya how.", she said, frustrated. She looked at her friend. "We were cruising down Sugar Rush and passed the Junkyard. We saw three racers there, not really sure which ones though, and I tried to turn around. But when I did, Stinkbrain over here fell out and his smelly feet got caught on my kart's wing and threw me out while he rolled around and crushed it." She said, crossing her arms and stared angrily at him.
Ralph returned the look. "Hey! It's not my fault I got thrown out! I wasn't the one driving."
Vanellope turned to face him. "Well, it wouldn't have happened if you weren't so fat and heavy.", she retorted.
Ralph just rolled his eyes at her, while she just giggled. She always found it funny to remind Ralph how fat he actually is. "Whatever. Not my fault I was designed to be this big.", he mumbled to himself and pouted. He then turned to the little handyman.
"Ahem... So...uh...can you fix it?", he asked.
Felix smiled. "Sure thing brother. Just give me a sec.", he said before climbing down the pipe on the side of the building. Once on the ground, he reached for his tool belt to grab his hammer. When he did, however, not only did he not find his hammer, but in its place was a note with I.O.U written on it in blue.
"Uh, guys? Where's my hammer?", he asked the two. They just shrugged. "I don't know.", Ralph said.
Felix started to get anxious. "Oh wait. I probably just left it on the roof.", he said. He climbed back up to the roof and found that his hammer was nowhere in sight. "Aaahhh! Where is it?", he panicked.
He climbed back down to the ground and started searching in random places around Niceland. When he still couldn't find it, he just kept running around, screaming "Where's my hammer?", repeatedly.
The little president leaned over to her best friend. "Do ya think he's gonna be alright?", she asked.
"Maybe.", Ralph said.
Felix kept running around while Vanellope recorded the hero panicking on her phone. "Where's my hammer, where's my hammer, where's my ha-", he kept yelling before he hit a tree and getting knocked out.
"Oohh, maybe not.", Ralph said. Vanellope looked at him as she stopped recording. Ralph looked down at her and picked her up on his shoulder. "C'mon kid. We got a long walk home." Vanellope nodded as they made their way back to Sugar Rush.
Back with Candy-Go-Boom...
"Okay then.", Jojo said.
Barry walked to the severed head and tapped it with the hammer. But when he did, the hammer didn't just repair the head, it also brought it back to life. The cybug head lunged at them and tried to bite them.
"OH CREPE!", they screamed as they ran to avoid getting bitten. The head kept hopping and chasing them. It managed to corner Jojo into a corner of old kart shells.
"HELP!", he yelled. As the head lunged at him again, it exploded and covered him in Jello slime, covering his frightened face. After wiping the slime off, he saw Barry with a smoking Buster Gun in his hand.
"So, now we know that the Buster Gun is poerful enough to destroy a cybug head.", Barry smiled. Alden brought Jojo a towel to help clean him up.
After calming down from the near miss, he turned back to the camera. "O-ok... Ye-yeah, s-so we proved that these weapons a-are powerf-ful enough to stop the cybug.", Jojo said shakily. The three of them looked back at the remains of the cybug, causing Jojo to shudder.
"So, uh... That's all for today's episode of Candy-Go-Boom. Stay tuned for the next episode.", Alden said awkwardly.
"Until then, I'm Barry", Barry said as the camera was pointed at him.
"I'm Alden ", Alden said as the camera turned to him.
But when it turned to Jojo, he was still shaking. "Um, Jojo?"
"Gah! Kuya!", he screamed before suddenly becoming confused. "What was that?"
Alden got between his brother and the camera. "Uh, Kuya, I think we better turn it off and get Jojo some rest." I nodded and turned the camera to face me.
"Okay, we're gonna get Jojo to calm down. So, I guess that's it for today. Join us next time for more cybug carnage. Bye."
"CYBUG!", Jojo screamed.
"Crepe!", I said before turning the camera off.
I hope you liked it. Please comment and review me for more ideas of your favorite weapons for this fic. Thank you.