Please don't be mad at me if this is bad. This is my first fanfic and I'm SOO excited!

I'm a big fan of Harley Quinn.

She's quite the little psycho, isn't she?

Anyways, enjoy this little oneshot!

Maybe I'll turn it into a full story with more chapters if I get enough reviews.

Oh, oh, oh,

Oh here we go

Walking talking like you know I want your pretty little psycho

Harley smiled as she showed her Puddin', aka Joker, her battle victory.

Crimson Blood dripped down like raindrops down on the dirty floor, dying it dark red.

Oh, oh, oh,

Oh here we go

Baby strike a pose I want your pretty little psycho

Joker smiled even wider than he usually does.

"Now who's better, Batman?" He snickered as a men in black tried to twist out of Harley's grip.

Pretty little pretty little pretty little psycho

Pretty little pretty little PRETTY LITTLE PSYCHO

Instead of getting free, Harley just tightened her grasp, making Batman scream in pain.

"Harley, let me go." He said softly.

"This is wrong, he's wrong, you're wrong. Just let me go."

He said agaon, but with more energy.

Joker slapped him, which made him cough out some blood.

The wall immediately became splattered with blood, which dripped down silently.

Pretty little pretty little pretty little psycho

Pretty little pretty little PRETTY LITTLE PSYCHO

Harley laughed and flipped her left pigtail (The side that was dyed blue over her blond hair), which shimmered in the dim light of the deserted street.

"Awww..." She purred.

"Tryin' to coo gals again? Well, it ain't gonna work."

Black lipstick just like a cat

Have you purring on your back

Tip the glass now light it up

Rebel rebel can't get enough

Batman looked up (which is really unpleasant since he's being held upside, by the legs. Also he's tied up.), cracking his neck.

"I loved you..." He said sadly.

Your looking crazy your looking wrong

We look like we belong

And once I've got you it's a fact baby there's no turning back

Harley scrunched up her flawless face is disgust, ruining her perfect tattoo on her cheekbone.

"Eww..." She gagged.

Then she embraced Joker and said softly, "I've already got my Puddin'."

She smiled.

Make me make me impressed.

Make me make me obsessed.

"But since you didn't offend my Puddin'," She said with such cruelness Batman doesn't even recognize her anymore.

She picked up her BB gun on the floor and reloaded it. Then she aimed it at Batman's head.

"Have a sweet dream!" Harley purred sweetly and pulled the slot.

Everything was silence except for the loud bang of a bullet. The bullet went straight through Batman's head and he became limp.

Harley laughed insanely.

Pretty little pretty little pretty little psycho

Pretty little pretty little PRETTY LITTLE PSYCHO

"It's not my fault that I'm a pretty little psycho." She said and picked up her bat.

She turned and looked at Puddin'.

"Now, who's next?"

Actually, never mind.

Having a sequel to this madness is impossible.

Please read and review!

PLEASE JUST REVIEW OR ELSE I'M PHONING HARLEY QUINN.

wait what's her phone number

ANYWAYS JUST REVIEW

thank you