If blank met blank

If Skulduggery Pleasant met Dallas from Payday: The heist and Payday 2

The café was quiet and lonely. An American man stood beside a man in an amazing suit was waiting in line.

" What are you getting " the American asked.

" Coffee for my friend" the man replied nodding at the girl at the table next to them.

" So sir what do you do " The man asked.

" Something like banking. What do you do"?

" I am a detective"

" Hello I am from Dallas "

But Skulduggery only heard " I am Dallas " so Skulduggery screamed "DALLAS" and shot him took Valkyrie with him and drove away.

" Skulduggery you play that game too much" Valkyrie said angrily

" What game?"

" That payday 2 game"

Skulduggery decided he would check how many hours he played payday 2. So he logged onto steam and saw how many hours it said

"You have played payday 2 for 20000 hours," the pc said

" Well that was a shocker" Valkyrie said arm folded.