Multiple Worlds Collide
All of the villains crowded into the lobby of the Tipton Hotel. They knew that something had to be done about the sparkly vampires and fake werewolves. In the room, there was: Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter, Kronos from Percy Jackson, President Snow from The Hunger Games and a bunch of workers from the Itex corporation to represent Maximum Ride. Then, a
few unexpected guests walked in.
"Are you sure we're in the right place?" Ronald Weasley inquired, followed by Harry and Hermione. Harry snarled at Voldemort but knew that there was s bigger problem.
Katniss Everdeen walked in, looking at Annabeth Chase yelling at Percy about something silly. Gale was talking with Max while Fang looked like he wanted to break something. Then, he averted his attention to Katniss, who firmly shoved him off. Simon Cowell was yelling about how bitches love One Direction. The band was sitting in the corner eating Nando's while Louis randomly screamed 'NO JIMMY PROTESTED!". Naturally, Jimmy Neutron looked over. Zack and Cody were looking at bomb prototypes with Gazzy, Iggy and Beetee. Gibby from iCarly was at the snack table talking to Sam and Ginny Weasley.
Finally, villains and good guys alike all formed a circle. Then, the head of this meeting rose to the podium.
It was... you guessed it: Charlie the unicorn! And he wanted to get rid of that spaz Bella and those sparkly freaks. Instantly, everyone put aside their differences and started planning. Niall Horan was still in the corner eating Nando's as someone burned a bunch of copies of Twilight.
-A few months later-
Bella Cullen, Edward, the other Cullens, the Volturi, the werewolves and all of the other sparkly freaks walked inside the random warehouse. Suddenly, a bomb exploded, most likely set by Beetee and Iggy. The werewolves were all sent to the ground in shock.
"OMG BELLA! I STILL LOVE YOUUUUU!" Jacob moaned as he passed out. Then, a rush of water fled in and went over everyone's heads. All of the guests at the meeting were watching this on camera. Suddenly, the water disappeared thanks to a spell by Hermione Granger and a group of Career tributes ran in dressed in full armor and started chopping the wolves and vampires up. Then, Percy set up bunches of Greek and regular fire. All the good guys (and villains) cheered as they all burned.
That was the end of the era known as Twilight. As everyone walked out of the room with cameras, they all had one thought.
Shit just got real.
A/N: Thoughts? Very first parody and crossover I've ever written. I own nothing. :3