Title: Pie (Spinoff of 'What is slash')

Author: Allyaneedislove

Rating: T for language and content

Pairings: Destiel, Sabriel

Spoilers/Warnings: None

Summary: Castiel finds the Dean/Cas/Pie pairing on fanfiction

Disclaimer: Don't own SPN. Wish I did though.

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Cas: Dean! Why have you cheated on me with pie? Am I not good enough for you anymore?

Dean: Cas what the hell are you talking about?

Cas: The people online told me you have a sexual relationship with pie.

Dean: Dude have you been reading fanfiction again?

Cas: Yes but what they say is true is it not?

Dean: No Cas not always.

Gabriel: What's wrong? Trouble in paradise?

Dean: Shut the hell up asshat!

Sam: Dean be nice to Gabriel. Please for me.

Dean: Why should I? He's and assclown.

Gabriel: Yeah okay big boy. But what did you do to piss Cassie off? Must have been something?

Dean: He thinks I cheated on him!

Gabriel: WHAT! IF YOU CHEATED ON HIM I WILL KILL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Dean: I DID NOT CHEAT ON HIM. HE THINKS I HAD SEX WITH PIE?! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?

Gabriel: WITH PIE! *falls on floor laughing*

Dean: It's not funny!

Sam: Dean how could you? *laughs*

Cas: Does no one see how serious this is? The love of my life cheated on me.

Sam: Cas, Dean would never cheat on you. Especially with pie!

Cas: Are you sure Sam?

Sam: Positive!

Cas: Okay I trust you then. Now why does it say that we are on crack? What is crack?

Dean: Oh God he's reading crack-fics. Cas stay off fanfiction.

Cas: As you wish Dean.

Gabriel: Stop shoving your tongue down my baby bro's throat Dean!

Dean: I'll do that when you stop shoving your tongue down my baby bro's throat!

Gabriel: Okay. Truce?

Sam, Cas: NO!

Dean, Gabriel: *snickers*

Dean: It's like telling rabbits to stop having sex.

Cas: I do not understand that reference!

Dean: That's okay Cas. Want to go have sex?

Cas: Yes!

Gabriel: Now that we are alone Sam, how about I show you what a dirty fozzie?

Sam: Um okay!

Fin.

A/N: Tell me if you got that last reference. Be on the lookout I might do another story like this one and I might put Bobby and Crowley in it.