TRAMAUTIC EXPERIANCES.
By RishiandSquee, the morons that always come up with crackfics. NO, we are not on crack. We're on LIFE!!!! XD
A/N: Righto! RishiandSquee here! Which one of us is it? It's probably Rishi…..Yeah, it's Rishi……OH WELL! Here's another fic for ya! Enjoy:D
TRAMAUTIC EXPERIENCES
CHAPTER ONE.
"Yum! This is almost as good as ramen!" Naruto said gleefully, munching on Goldfish crackers. He looked at the poor little fishy and smiled. "Heh heh! Just seeing you smile makes me happy!" he said joyfully as he plucked the fish into his mouth. "They smile back at you, even as they're going in your mouth!"
Suddenly, Naruto froze. He looked at the little golden fish in his palm. He looked at it again. He stared at it for a few moments.
It wasn't smiling back at him.
Naruto dropped the fish. "You….." he said, his eyes wide and terrified. "You don't…..smile!" He dove into the bag, only to find more frownies. "No……No!!!!" he yelled, throwing crackers all over the room. "I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a smiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" he yelled.
The bag dropped to the floor.
Naruto stood, shaking and panting. "I'll never trust in advertisments again!" he exclaimed.
And so, Naruto's tramautic experience is in the advertisors. He will never trust them again….Nor their goldfish.
A/N: If you thought this was serious, THINK AGAIN!!!! XD
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