Roy: hmm...
Me: wat?
Roy: i was looking at this criteria sheet, and noticed tht it was for a science project...involving elements...
Me: so...o.o
Roy: y r u taking chemistry?
Me: umm... cuz my teacher is teaching it?
Roy: well if u want my help, im always looking for a reason to get out of doing paperwork (XD)
Me: no, thanks. I've already asked Ed and Al to help, i think we're gonna draw something.
Roy (;A;) but... Im older! and way moar handsome!
Me: yeah I'll admit tht... but at least wit Edward i wont have to worry about being interupted in the middle of it to scream 'HELP! SUMONE! IM BEING RAPED BY A GUY THTS 10X MY AGE!' or sumting like tht...
Roy: ...i dont rape u...tht often... and im not tht old...
Me: (puts on glasses tht came from nowhere and takes out a LONG list) first time:on the train heading to Central, i screamed but nobody heard me because someone had asked for the WHOLE train car! Second time: when we got to Roy's house (same day...er,no...night), as soon as he locked the door, I was on the floor half naked(exposing the bite marks all over my tummy and chest...shall i continue? tht was when i was...hmm...(lets see, same age as Ed, at tht time, those two were living at Miss. Izumi's house...I was 9...
Roy: y-you keep a list?
Me: yep! The most recent was: in Roy's office on July 6th, I was called by Havoc from down the hall while i was talking to Envy(then disguised as an officer). when i heard my name, I turned slowly and was told to go to Colonel Mustang's office to be given a briefing about my next mission, when i entered, Roy had a look in his eyes tht meant he wanted sumthing, and he wanted it now!...he got up and walked over to me...i was frozen in fear for wat wud have proceded, remembering the last time it happened(2 months ago) and he stroked my face gentely, i shivered in response(WTH y did i do tht?). He started by brushing his lips against my cheek, then to my lips. next thing i knew, his tongue was wandering around my torso, stoping and dissapearing to be replaced by his mouth biting every un marked inch of my skin. i woke up in a daze and to what looked like Edward...
Roy: ah well, yes...tht was only a couple of weeks ago tho so...
Me: my final answer is no, u will not be helping me with my project.
Roy: /(TT,TT)\
(Ed walks in the room)
Ed: hey Kc, uh can i talk to u? in private?
Roy: ok, ok. I know two lovebirds when i see them~
Me: (face goes red) WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!