This song was just too obvious to passth up. I do not holdth a grudge against any of the people. I addethed in another chorus, just so thine knowst.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't ownst Harvest Moon or Simon and Garfunkel. (Note: S&G ROCKTH!)

Oh, And Celia, she's breaking my heart
She's shaking my confidence daily
Oh, and Daryl's, inventions don't work
I think he's a jerk, a crackpot.
Oh, Samantha, invites me for tea
But, oh, secretly, she does hate it
The Harvest Sprites, Are such little twits
They never take gifts, that I give them
I'll stay home
And not to mention Kate, Hugh and that gross Murray
Up in my bazaar (buying stuff)
I got up to take their pay
When I come back to them
Someone gives me no monay
And I think Tim, has little brains
he's amazed by airplanes, what a moron
Pyrotechnics, they cheat at their games
Want to burn them in flames and kill them
I'll stay home.
There's that fat Van, without a neck,
his waistline's in heck, dear God he's fat.
And sad Galen, his wife's dead, so what?
I mean she was a NUT, * and a idjit...
I'll stay home.
Jubilation,
I've finally found,
Someone I like around yes, he's that good
And then I ask,
"Do you love me true?",
Answer: "Mo-faaa mofu," and I'm laughing,
"Mofafa..."

Rth&Rth.
*Fooled thine, didn't I?