Kaitou Joker

An Unbelievable Miracle

It all started before Spade and Dark Eye went to Joker's airship, again.

"Hachi! Get this pseudo-cat to stop eating my treasures!" Joker yelled, trying to get Hosshi off his treasure room.

"Coming Mr Joker!" Hachi said as he raced down the hallways and found Joker strangling Hosshi.

"Hosshi! Come here for konpeito!" Hachi told Hosshi as he held a bag of sweets for the alien pet.

But Hosshi is still chewing on the treasure, Joker pulled it harder, and it went flying with him on the walls. Believe it or not, Hosshi managed to jump after them and landed bullseye on his chest.

"Ouch!" Joker held his chest in pain. "Mr Joker! Are you okay?!" Hachi came running and saw Joker in pain.

"Hosshi! Say sorry to Mr Joker!" Hachi scolded Hosshi.

Hosshi said sorry by cuddling Joker, which only causes him to freak out more.

"Argh! Pseudo-cat!" Joker said while he smacked Hosshi with a frying pan nearby.

"Hosshi?" Hosshi face-planted on the window, but safe without a scratch.

"Mr Joker, are you hurt?!" Hachi asked worriedly. "Come on, let me see!"

Hachi said as he tried to pull Joker's suit of to see if everything is alright. But Joker dodged it. "Nope, I'm fine! I'm fine!"

"Are you sure Mr Joker? You sounded like you're really hurt." Hachi asked.

"I'm fine, I… Just don't like it when I show my body, okay?"

"Sure, Mr Joker, anything."

Then Joker returned to his room, which leaves Hachi and Hosshi in the living room with each other, and… Spade.

"Well, hello Hachi." Spade said. "Good afternoon."

"Wha- How did you get in here?!" Hachi fell out of his chair, and Hosshi jumped out of the way on Spade's hair.

"We're phantom thieves, we can go anywhere we want." Spade answered while trying to get Hosshi out of his hair, and failing.

"Dark Eye! Help me get this thing out of my hair."

"Sure thing, Master Spade." Dark Eye said as she pulled Hosshi out, but it's not working. At all.

"Hosshi! Come get your konpeito!" Hachi said as he pulled another bag of the sweets. "Hosshi!" Hosshi said as he jumped at Hachi.

"Where's Joker, anyway?" Spade asked. "Haven't seen him around anywhere."

"Oh, he's in his room, probably playing video games."

"Well, Joker really needs to change his habit, does he?" Diamond Queen suddenly appeared and said.

"Ah! How-" Hachi literally went flying. "Did you-"

"Thanks to Roko." Queen said.

"Hello, Hachi." Roko said.

"Ahh! That dog talks!" Hachi yelled. "Oh my god! Does Mr Joker know you're here?!"

"Probably not." Queen said, "But we've sent advance notices."

"You guys send advance notices on everything, don't you?" Hachi asked.

"Basically, yes." Spade said.

"By the way, we came to ask why Joker is using a lot of image gum." Dark Eye asked.

"He hasn't been using them for fun, did he?" Queen asked with a evil grin. "He always does that, one time he used my sword to carve a boat out of woods, he was punished by grandpa, half-portions of dinner for a month."

"Heh, heh, I'm guessing not, he doesn't use image gum unless we're stealing something." Hachi replied.

"Maybe, but seriously though, he's been in his room for too long. Should we go check on him?" Spade says.

"Yeah, but you and Hachi are going, I'm not going in case he's undressing!" Queen said as he pushed Spade and Hachi.

"Queen, seriously?" Spade said. Leaving Roko, Dark Eye and Hosshi to keep Queen company.

"Mr Joker?" Hachi said as he slowly cracked opened the door. He heard voices of Joker and another person, then they soon figured out that Joker was calling someone.

They can't make out the details, but they can faintly hear some words.

"... Joker ... secret …. safe…"

"... out of… gum… find out…"

"...coming… wait… minutes…"

"... Master… hide… longer… Queen… Spade… here…"

"What are they saying? And who is Joker talking too?" Spade whispered quietly at Hachi.

"Don't know."

What Joker is actually doing, he's calling Master/Queen's Grandpa.

"Joker, is your secret safe for now?" Silver Heart asked.

"Not anymore, I've ran out of image gum, they'll find out soon enough!"

"Okay, okay, I'm coming, wait for five minutes okay? As long as I don't break my back."

"But Master! I can't hide any longer, Queen and Spade are in my airship!"

Joker had no idea whatsoever that Spade and Hachi are eavesdropping, despite being the 'Miracle Maker Phantom Thief Kaitou Joker', 'he' had 'his' own problems to deal with at the moment.

The truth? You want it? Whelp, here it is…

JOKER IS A FREAKIN' GIRL! ! !

Joker doesn't go half naked in his airship, especially with Hachi, she uses image gum to disguise herself as a boy at the sauna, swimming, and everything that is 'half-naked necessary' missions…

She can't put on her suit, so she decided to put on a simple red dress, her white hair was the same, just longer at the back, her blue eyes also has longer eyelashes.

And now, she ran out of image gum, completely, only the Master knew about her 'secret', not even Queen and Spade know.

Later on, Spade and Hachi eventually got bored and walked right into his room.

"Should we be doing this, Mr Spade?" Hachi asked sheepishly. "Mr Joker will be mad."

"Oh he won't be mad, for long." Spade said as he searched the room, which caught Joker changing.

"Ah! Pervert!" Joker screamed as she threw cards at them, the 'shooting star' ones… (Oh god)

Luckily Spade and Hachi made it out in time, or they will be torn apart. They slammed the door behind them and found Queen, Roko, Ai and Hosshi staring at them.

"What happened to you guys?" Queen asked, "Did Joker do something stupid again?"

"There's no Joker! Only a girl!" Spade yelled, his face still pale. "Queen! Ai! You two go!"

"Yes, Master Spade." Ai answered and dragged Queen. "Come on, we're all women right?"

"Fine, but, just to be sure…" Queen said as she took her sword out.

"You're just over-reacting."

"Sure I am."

They entered Joker's room closely and a card was thrown at them, Queen blocked it off with her sword, luckily,

"Q-queen! What are you doing in here?!" They heard Joker's voice, well, it was too high pitched to be a boy, so they walked further.

"Joker? Where are you?" Ai/Dark Eye asked. "Spade told us he saw a girl in here."

"Get out!" Joker screamed, "Don't even think of coming in!"

"Not a chance, Joker." Queen said as she made her way down Joker's room.

"Don't-" Before Joker came stop them, they saw Joker, was a girl, in a dress.

It is going to be really messy.