FIVE MAGICS!

by Ice Cream Man Baby

hello learn to learn these 5 magicks. that's how it's spelled by crowley.

hey

You want to master these five magics if you wanna survive out in the world, ya know? Lots of Subarus, hentai, tentacles, and Nobles to look out for. I made this guide in less than 5 minute.

1. Alchemy

2. Sorcery

3. Wizardry

4. Thermatology

5. Electricity

this is all 'part a' the black magic shit, okay? If you don't master these five magics, the Abyss Lord will come rape your bumhole until it's flailing like a pink sock. He's the definition of wicked, if YOU LET HIM WIN, YOU FUCKING DIE, OKAY? OKAY? Okay. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. I don't feel like explain the five magics, so just look them up on bing or yahoo. Wtf, why is bing highlighted as being incorrect? More to come, caress thy thigh in the meantime. Look at my earlier work, for I am the leader of a classified organization. I fund and write everything on here.