Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, I am simply playing with the characters a little.

Pairings: None

Characters: Merlin and Arthur

Genre: Humour.

Prince Arthur and the Chamber Pot.

Merlin stepped into the room to find Arthur Pendragon, Prince at that standing in the centre of the room dripping in a suspicious liquid and swearing at the top of his voice. As he jumped on the spot his red infuriated face came into view. Arthur was not a happy bunny this morning Merlin mused.

'You' Arthur snarled, his lip curling upwards in distaste, he made a step forward leaving a trail of liquid. 'I ought to kill you.'

'What've I done?' Merlin squeaked, infuriating Arthur this early was never good, it led to a day of hard labour and normally knight training with Arthur (the prat) that left his aching for days.

'What is your job?'

'Erm, I'm your manservant' and undercover on pain of death warlock.

'And what should you always empty in a morning.' He glared at Merlin before looking pointedly at his sodden leg. Comprehension slowly dawned on Merlin's face.

'Your chamber pot' he paused a look of disgust on his face. 'Are you saying you woke up this morning, and stood in your own urine.' Arthur flushed, and seemed prickled by Merlin's comment.

'Because you didn't empty it!' He screamed stamping his foot which caused a splatter of liquid to land on the ground.

'So what you are saying Sire, is that you standing in piss is my fault?' Merlin said slowly looking slightly disbelieving.

'Yes.'

'And not your fault for not looking before placing your large foot on the ground.' Merlin's lip was twitching.

'Yes.' Arthur shook his head furiously pouting at Merlin.

'Right, You do you realise that is completely untrue and unfair?' Merlin was openly smiling now.

'It isn't, it's your fault Merlin. It's always your fault.' Arthur was fighting hard to keep his voice polite, and quite epically failing as spittle was flying out of his mouth at every word.

'No it isn't.'

'Yes it is' Arthur spat.

'No it isn't.'

'YES IT IS' Arthur screamed.

'Isn't' said Merlin petulantly.

'It is, because you're an idiot.' Arthur growled.

'If I'm the idiot how come I'm not the one who stood in the full chamber pot?' Merlin beamed at Arthur.

'I'll have you in the stocks for this!'

'No you won't.'

'You don't get to decide your punishment!' Arthur exclaimed flailing his arms.

'There won't be any punishment, because it's your fault for being a dollop head, and if you punish me someone will tell everyone who listens that you; great, magnificent, brave Prince Arthur of Camelot stood in his own piss.' Merlin laughed and walked towards the door. 'See you later, you might want to clean yourself up sire before Knight training.' Merlin winked and whistled as he walked out of the door.

Arthur was left fuming. That bloody idiot.

A/N hope you liked, and I hope you found it amusing! Review please if you get the time. Thanks for reading.