sooo... our friends created facebook accounts for the characters of hetalia, and this is some of the conversations we had on there. not all characters are present, because we weren't playing all of the characters. enjoy or colab piece of random bullshit. Rated M for the potty mouths we so proudly write with. the fact that we are putting this up on fanfiction dot net is because of the other facebook fanfics inspiring us to do so.
disclaimer: We don't own hetalia or any of the characters within it.
Arthur Kirkland Alright, which one of you twats sent me the bloody eyebrow tweezers?
22 hours ago · Comment · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt *snicker*
22 hours ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland GILBERT, YOU BLOODY GIT!
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt West is an ass. He destroyed my alchohol. D:
4 hours ago via Mobile Web · Comment · Like
Arthur Kirkland That's why there are pubs, you git.
about an hour ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt I beat you to it. already there, and living life up! :D
about an hour ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Gilburt, I told him to destroy it. You're better in bed when you aren't hallucinating...
8 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt I don't need bed! I'm too awesome to sleep.
4 minutes ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy I wasn't referring to sleeping...
4 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt NOT awesome D:
2 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt PRUSSIA HAS DOMINTATED FACEBOOK!
Yesterday at 12:28pm · Comment · Francis Bonnefoy likes this.
Gilbert Beilschmidt There's a sledgehammer at the bottom of the swimming pool, so apparently whatever happened last night was awesome.
Yesterday at 6:05pm via Mobile Web · Comment · Like
Francis Bonnefoy ...sorry
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt For what?
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Nothing...
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt Nothing or something? D:
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy ... ... ... ... ...
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilshmidt DAMMIT FRANCIS. FUCK YOU.
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy You already did
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt Shit D:
22 hours ago · Like
Feliciano Vargas I throw my pasta in the air sometimes, saying Hey-o, Feliciano
23 hours ago · Like
Kiku Honda Arthur-kun, you should probably change your password. "IloveAmerica" is a little obvious. -Kiku
15 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Like
Alfred Jones BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER! I WANT SOME FOOD BEEITCH!
11 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt YOU GUYS, I JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKING AWESOME!
11 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Like
Arthur Kirkland what? Your mother? :l
about an hour ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt No.
11 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Like
Arthur Kirkland I plan on going to the pub soon, because I didn't go last night and it's been a long day. Gilbert, you up to it? No, Francis you can't come.
40 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt I'm already here!
19 minutes ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland I'll meet you there, then.
18 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt awesome!
19 minutes ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Hon hon hon. I am there too, but you will never see me..
18 minutes ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland Well as long as I don't have to see your stupid french face I'm fine.
18 minutes ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland -stands up and points at you- FUCK OFF, FRANCE. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BLOODY EYEBROWS.
12 minutes ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy -Grabs a pair of magical tweezers out of pocket and begins chasing England- I AM GOING TO GET YOU, MON LAPIN!
12 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt Ha ha ha, win xDDD
11 minutes ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland ...T_T
10 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt A stands for anal. keep it going with words related to sex. Next letter is B.
22 hours ago via Mobile Web · Comment · Like
Arthur Kirkland B is for bum
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt C is for condom!
22 hours ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland d is for dickings (hot ones)
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy E is for EVERYWHERE ;-p
22 hours ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland f is for fuck
22 hours ago · Francis Bonnefoy likes this
Gilbert Beilschmidt G is for g string.
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy H is for handcuffs
22 hours ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland I is for iggy ;)
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Mon dieu, Arthur! you read my mind!
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy J is for jack off
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Gilbert Beilschmidt K is for killer boob size
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy L is for love
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy ...or licking ;)
22 hours ago · No one will ever like this
Gilbert Beilschmidt M is for masturbating in the glowing moonlight
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy N is for naked
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt O is for oral sex
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy P is for penis...can this be any more obvious?
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt P is for penetrating your vagina
22 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Q is for queer sex...This one is difficult
22 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt R is for restraining order (the night after)
21 hours ago · Alfred Jones likes this
Francis Bonnefoy S is for S&M
21 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt T is for thrusting
21 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy U is for Underwear...on the floor
21 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt V is for virginity
21 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy W is for wet
21 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt X is for xamine your pants, because I just infiltrated them.
21 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Y is for yummy
21 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt Z is for zipper (coming unzipped of course)
21 hours ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt We win so much
21 hours ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy Now we know our ABCs. next time won't you fuck with me :)
21 hours ago · Gilbert Beilschmidt and Arthur Kirkland like this
Gilbert Beilschmidt Hell to the yeah
21 hours ago · Like
Lovino Vargas I'm...
45 minutes ago · Comment ·Like
Francis Bonnefoy -going over to Frances house tonight?
43 minutes ago · Elizabeta Héderváry andArthur Kirkland like this
Lovino Vargas ... No, you pervy bastard. =_="
2 minutes ago · Like
Ludwig - Gilbert I think I'm going to start drinking again, but don't tell anyone.
Gilbert - Ludwig IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Ludwig - Gilbert Remember not to say a word. Especially to Japan.
Gilbert Beilschmidt WEST IS DRINKING AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
13 minutes ago · Comment · Arthur Kirkland likes this
Ludwig Beilschmidt Gah! You weren't supposed to say anything!
12 minutes ago · Comment · like
Kiku Honda D:
12 minutes ago · Comment · like
Ludwig Doitsu I am not dinking! No matter what Gilbert says!
13 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Elizabeta Héderváry What the hell is dinking?
5 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt xDDDDD WEST FAILS
2 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt I'm a dirty boy
16 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Ludwig Yes you are. you are very dirty
16 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt I blame you for that status, West. ;D
11 minutes ago · Like
Ludwig I am not responsible for what you finally decide to confess
4 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt WHO HERE LIKES INCEST?
2 seconds ago · Like
Ludwig What?
19 seconds ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt oh that's right... you Luv luv LUUUUVVV Italy, right West?
10 minutes ago · Like
Ludwig ye... wait WHAT?
11 minutes ago · Like
Elizabeta Héderváry Oooo. Best cover EVER'
9 minutes ago · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt NOW TELL THE WORLD
about a minute ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland Some of this fanart of us is really odd. Is that one of me and America kis- Oh my. O.O
34 minutes ago via Text Message · Comment · Elizabeta Héderváry likes this
Elizabeta Héderváry Send it to me!
28 minutes ago · Like
Arthur Kirkland What, why?
24 minutes ago · Like
Elizabeta Héderváry My day today: Hit Romania with a frying pan. Hit the frog with a frying pan. Got a Facebook. Hit Prussia with a frying pan. Hit Romania with a frying pan. Hit China with his own wok because I felt like it. Went all girly over adorable babies. Watched yaoi and hit Romania with a frying pan. Today, much has been accomplished :)
17 minutes ago · Comment · Like
okay, that's it for now. And this is just over the span of two days! Ha ha, well I hope you enjoy our little bit of crack. We'll update again once we get enough more conversations going to put here. Countries we wrote for were Japan, America, England, Prussia, Germany, Hungary, Romano, and France. People in this fic were me(Prussia and Romano), Nimue Nightmare (France and Hungary), Duitsu95 (Germany), Art Murder (England and Japan), and Corie (doesn't have a fanfic account) who plays America.