Sailor Moom and the 13 year old Famfiction Writer 2: The Fantastik Scouts

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon. Also, this is a parody. And I turned off autocorrect on my iPhone for extra awful-ness. 8D (I went and fixed things that were unnecessarily unintelligible. Unless it was funny.) For those of you who read the first Famfiction, this isn't a continuation. It's just written by the same "author."

Ok hi I am back this is my second fic called Sailor Moon and the fatally Scrouts ok. Hi its me SuperUltraMegaSerenaMeatBallHead200xxDariSere4eva but you can capl me Bunny. Ok so this time I am going to rite about my favorit couple who is DariSere and for those of you who dont know DariSere is the couple of Darien and Serena. there are some people on this site who told me Bunny is the name of Serena but they are dumb because bunny is not Serena's name. serena is american and bunny is japanese. ok so here we go! 777

Chapter one: The prologue-Enter the big dark hole

It was a dark and cloudy day and the sky was gray and there was a storm brewing on the horizon, where the sun was hidden behind balck and luminous clouds.

"the time has come my young padawan" said a sninister voice from the shadows. "it is time for you... to... DESTORY THEM!7777"

"yes my madster" said the person hidden in shadows in reply. "shall i destroy them soon?"

"yes you shall destroy them very soon in fact, tomorrow i know the stupid Sailor scouts will be riding on a boat cruise becaise i had them win a contest and they are foolish so they went on the boat. so tomorrow you will attack them and destory them!777" said the ominous boice.

"yes my master" said the masking tape figure. "i understood"

"then GO!77" screamed the dark ominous voice. the mask figure nods and then he leaves.

(The next day)

"Hey you guys i still cant believe Serena won this contest and won us all tickets and we are on such a great ride!" said Amy, the blue haired girl who was a nerd, and she was also in secret Sailor Mercuyrh but only her best friends knew that. luckily her best friends were with her: Raye who was a martial artist and threw paper fans, who was Sailor Pluto. Mina who was blond and very pretty like Serena and Raye, and she was secretly Sailor Mars. Leeta was Sailor Juliter and she is cool because she acts like Buttercup and she can cook so she always makes the Scouts delishus meals!

"yeah, I cant believe it either says Raye who was laying on her back enjoying the very bright sun outside. "And where is she anyway i thought she was going to be here with us.""

"Serena and Darien are off in their rooms" said Mina and she wiggs her eyebrows sugge stiffly. "You know how we each have our own beds right?"

Raye and Leeta and Amy and Mina nodded.

"well" continue Luna and Artemis (the two kitties had stowed away in Serenas bag with all her clothes and they almost sufficsted but kluckiky they didnt! and now they were explaining somethig important.

"Well you see Serena and Darien are sharing a room and they didnt tell any ody but me" said Luna. Raye and Peeta and Mina and Amy gapsed in horror.

"Yes, that is right" said Luna. "Serena and Darien are sharing a room. i was supposed to keep it a secret but i think i can trust you girls finally with this secret which must remain secret so dont tell anyone."

"so they are sharing a room!" asked Meena and everyone gapsed.

"Yes said Luna "And fhat is not all, they are also sharing...a BED!"

"OMIGOD THEY ARE SHARING A ROOM AND WHAT IS MORE THEY ARE EVEN SHARING A BED!777!77777777!77" screamed all the girls plus Artemis. Luna nodded grave.

"Hey everybody hows it going how are you guys on this fine day?" asked a voice they all knew who it was Serena.

"Yes, how is everybody on this fine fine day!" asked Darien who was grasping Serena around her buxom waist. everybody saw his hand which was grappling with her hip amd everyone wondered if the two before them, the happy couple was eighteen now both of them, had DONE THE DEED.

"We are doing good which is why I have to ask you two how yous are doing" said Mina who wagsled her eyebrow sugges stiffly.

serena and Darien blushed and they turned away because they're faces were so furry red.

"I think it would be good for us to leave now okay byebye" said Darken and his hand wrapped protectively around Serena's womanhoodly waist and he pulled her to him, he led them to the stairs and they went downstairs to their cabin and left the scouts upstairs on the top of the ship whith the sun and the mooning cats.

"Darien we are alone" said Serena blushing and Darken smiked at her.

(OKAY THERE IS SUPER DESCRIPTIVE EXPLICITLY SEX HERE OKAY SO IF YOU ARE NOT WANTING TO READ THE SEXY SMEXY SEX THAN PLZ LEAF BECUZ OKAY)

"Yes we are" he said and then he let his hand undo her meatballs. The two undressed quickly because they were very much in love and they had secretly married the night before so they were technically on their honeymoon so it was ok for them to. Darien ram his hand over her head with her hair and Serena moped in pleasure and then he missed her.

(up on top of the boat where the Scouts are)

"OMIGOSH I CAN HERE THEM FROM HEAR!" screamed Raye who was Sailor Pluto so because she was Sailor Pluto she had special powers like super hearing and sniper vision and she could also do handy things like shoot laserbeams from her ices. But because she was Sailor Plito and she could hear all thsoe things going on below inside the boat with Serena and Darien.

"NOOOO" screamed Raye. Meena came to her side What is wrong Raye? axed Mina who was cocern for her best friend besides Serena who was her bed friend.

"THEY ARE DOWN BELOW IN THE BOAT AND SERENA AND DARIEN ARE..." Raye paused and everybody looked at her.

"DOING THE DEED!" screamed Raye and everyone gapsed

"oh no but she is not married and" said Amy who was very christian but not catholic because that is too strict and if she were catholic she would not be able to be a sailor scout because she could not wear such a short skirt without betraying Jesus.

"it is okay actually" said artemis and everybody turned to the white pale kitty who glimmered like glitter in the moonlight. "i was there last night and they got married so it is okay for them to do the deed"

Everybody let out a sigh of relief. "well that is good news" said Leeta who was cooking macaroni and cheese because she knew Bunny really really liked kraft macaroni and cheese (and i mean come on who doesnt like mac and cheez guys).

All of a sudden rain started comming down from the sky and all the scouts yelled in horror because the ship started rocking back and forth (and it had nothing to do with Serena and Darien down below you pervert teehee). waves big and high and swirly whacked the boat.

"oh no!" said Luna and artemis who were about to be blown off the ship and fly away into the ocean, where they would surely die because they could not swim amd kitties hate water.

"Quick!" cried Leeta who turned off the oven so the macaroni and geese would not be cooked and burnt. "We have to transform into the Sailor Scouts so we can save the kittens!"

All the scouts modded and raised their hands intothe sky.

"JUPITER POWER" screamed Mina and then Lita was shining a neon green and then she transformed into... Sailor Juliter! "I am sailor jupiter!" she yelled

"MARS POWER!" yelled Mina amd then the girl was shining red and then she transformed... Sailr Mars! "I am Sailor Mars!"'she screamed.

"Mercury power!" yelled Amina who was then shining gold amd then she transformed into... Sailor Merciry! "I am Sailor Mercury!"

Then Raye raised her hand and yelled "Pluto power!" and then she was shining priple and then she was... Sailor Mars! "I am Sailor Psrs!" she helled.

"Let us save all the people up here!" said Mina and all the scouts agreed and they helped everybody back down into the bottom of the ship. Then they saved Luna and Artrmis who had been digging their claws into the floor so the rain and howling wind would not sweep them off their feet.

Then a chilled laugh swept across the barren landscape and the sailor Scouts shivered. "Whag is that" asked Saikor Mercury who was scared.

"HAHAHAHWHAHAHSHAHSHA!77" laughed an ebil laugh and then a cloaked figure ap peared in the air shimmying above them. The girls gapsed as the figure lowered the hood of the cloak...

it was...

Molly!777

A/N: And so the madness continues. For those of you who are curious as to why there are some seemingly random 7's thrown in after the exclamation points, find the number one on your keyboard. Now, pause for a moment, and think about how many fanfics you've read where the author added lots of exclamation points and didn't notice that there were a few 1's trailing behind 'em. Like this!1111. That's what I'm making fun of. And I think it's hilarious SO I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!777.

I wonder if anyone would appreciate me listing the mistakes. If you would, just let me know, and I'll do that next chapter. If not, that's fine, because that means less work for me (and I, being one of the laziest people alive, will not begrudge this). Anyway. Wasn't that sex scene so explicit and SEXY? I certainly think so. Those SEXY MEATBALLS.