PORT CHARLES POLICE DEPARTMENT - 2 AM

Everyone arrived at the police department in a group. Patrick was first, followed by Noah, AJ, Jax, Mac, Robert, Spinelli, Sean, and Lucky. Luke and Alan came inside last.

When all were together, they were all led into Lieutenant Taggert's office. The detective spoke up with a confident air. "Hello, gentlemen"

"Taggert, spill it. Why are we all here?" Alan said

Taggert looked to Noah and smiled. "Well, your fiancée" Then he looked to Spinelli, Patrick, and AJ. "Your girlfriends". Next he looked at Mac and Robert. "Your ex-wives", then to Alan, Jax, Lucky, and Sean. "And your wives"

6 HOURS EARLIER

Monica was in her slip as she walked out of the master bathroom and towards her closet. Alan was reading a medical journal from the couch and enjoying the view of his wife. After a few moments, Monica came back out with a little black dress with a tank design and A line cut. Alan watched her walk to the bed and especially enjoyed his view as she walked away from him. After a moment, she looked up and turned around.

"Alan, were you checking me out?"

Alan was watching his wife's backside with considerable appreciation, not hearing his wife.

"Alan…..ALAN!"

Alan snapped out of his reverie. "What, Darling? Oh, I was just appreciating the view"

Monica smiled, feeling flattered that she could turn her husband's head after over 30 years of marriage. "I'm sure you were. Didn't you get enough this morning?"

Alan got up and walked over to his wife. He took her in his arms and then let his hand slide slowly until it got to her posterior, where he gave it a pat. "This, I could never get enough of" Alan said with a lecherous tone

Monica laughed, and then patted her husband's cheek. "Goodness, Alan, you're becoming one of those 'sex-crazed' teenagers that Edward is always bellowing about. Now, you have to let me go. The limo for Bobbie's bachelorette party will be here soon. Now do I need to worry about you guys here at the house tonight? Because if I see some stripper pawing you, I'm pulling her hair out, then kicking your ass."

Alan let go reluctantly. "Darling, you know that the only one allowed to paw me is you. Now, where are you ladies going?"

"I'm not sure. Frankly, with Carly hosting this, I'm very scared"

Alan nodded in understanding. "I guess with Bobbie making you her matron of honor, it was the best way to keep the peace so she wouldn't throw a hissy fit. Just be careful, please. I don't want to have to bail you out of jail"

Monica laughed. "Don't worry, my love. We're grown women. What kind of trouble can Carly get us into?"

QUARTERMAINE GATEHOUSE

Lulu and Spinelli are giggling and being stupid. The windows are open and there is still faint smoke in the air from their earlier "activities" as Lulu pulls a pan from the oven. She sets it down next to another tray. Nikolas was out of town and Emily was working at the hospital.

"There, last tray. Brownies for my Aunt Bobbie's party, and brownies for later with my boyfriend" Lulu said as they kissed.

"Blonde One, I don't know if I can wait until you get back from your aunt's party to partake in the food of the gods" Spinelli replied as he reached for one of the "special" brownies"

Lulu slapped his hand. "No, Spinelli. We will eat them together." She giggled again and looked to a mirror on the refrigerator. "Okay, my eyes are no longer red, so I'm going to take a shower and get ready to go. You need to get to Sonny's. Aren't you supposed to work on his computer tonight?"

Spinelli's eyes bugged out. "Oh crap…The Godfather! I've got to go soon! But, if the Blonde One wants, I can wait until she leaves for the gathering"

Lulu smiled. "Sure, if you want. I don't think Nik and Em are going to care."

Fifteen minutes later, Spinelli was playing on his laptop on the table near the brownies when Lulu yelled from the top of the stairs in the kitchen. She had a towel on her head. "Spinelli?"

Spinelli turned. "Yes, Blonde One?"

"I'm sorry, but can you run and get my bag out of your car?"

Spinelli stood up. "For my Warrior Princess, anything" He walked out the kitchen door with a goofy look on his face.

A few moments later, Alan walked into the kitchen, holding his cell phone to his chest as he looked around. "Hello? Lulu?" He spoke into the cell phone. "Well, Lulu and Spin what's-his-name are nowhere to be found. So, top shelf in the cupboard?" He said as he walked over and opened the cupboard. "Yes, Emily, your prenatal vitamins are here. I'll run them up to the hospital right now." A short pause. "Em, it's no problem. See you soon, Sweetheart. Bye"

He hung up his phone and put it in his pocket. Alan turned around and noticed the brownies on the table. He walked over to the table with a small smile on his face as he picked up both trays of brownies and sniffed them. "God, I miss this stuff"

He was in the process of putting them back on the table when Spinelli walked back into the kitchen holding Lulu's overnight bag. When the young man saw Alan holding the trays, he flipped out. "Dr. Dad! Get away from those!"

Alan dropped them scattered across the table, scared out of his mind. When he recovered, he turned around. "What the hell is the matter with you?" Alan yelled. "Are you trying to give me another heart attack?"

Spinelli ran over and grabbed the trays. He put them back on the pot holders. "N-n-n-o, Paternal One. I just didn't want you to eat the brownies. They're for the girl party this evening. Wh-what are you doing here?"

Alan walked up, his height of 6'3" dwarfing the younger man. "Not that I owe you an explanation, but I was getting my daughter's prenatal vitamins so I can take them to her at the hospital." He saw Spinelli being increasingly fidgety. "Kid, lay off the espresso" Alan said as he turned around and walked out of the kitchen.

Spinelli leaned against the sink in relief. Lulu came down in a bathrobe, grabbed her bag and ran behind the pantry door to change. "Spinelli, what's the matter?"

"The Paternal One was looking at our brownies, but he didn't get any"

Lulu emerged in a violet dress. Her eyes bugged out in horror as she ran to her purse to double check the contents. "Thank god. He's my step-uncle. Getting him stoned would not be good"

Just then, a loud horn bellowed from outside. "Oh crap, the limo is here and you're overdue at Sonny's." She grabbed the "regular" brownies and gave her boyfriend a kiss. "I'll call you when I'm done."

A minute later, Lulu jumped into the limo. Bobbie, Keesha, Carly, Felicia, and Anna were on one side. Tiffany, Elizabeth, Tracy, Monica, and Robin were on the other as Lulu got inside holding the brownies. The chauffeur shut the door.

Carly saw what Lulu was holding. "Lulu, I love you. We have chocolate, ladies!" She exclaimed as the pan was passed around to everyone in the limo. When everyone had a brownie, Carly lifted hers up. "To my mother, who's marrying the man of her dreams. Hope the sex is always good. But always remember, Mom, like a good man, chocolate will always be with you. To chocolate and sex"

"To chocolate and sex!" Even Tracy chimed in for the toast as the limo drove off.