Author's notes: Yet another Tumblr prompt. colonel-rhea-mustang asked: Roy walking in on Riza one time when she was changing :| (For Humor's Sake, pre-tattoo)
It's not like Roy had known Riza to be careless. No. Never. Riza was efficient; she knew to get things done. Wither it making sure dinner was ready on time or that her father didn't light him on fire for his constant homework procrastination, she did things, never forgot, always made sure every hair was in place.
It was only natural that he didn't expect for her door to be unlocked when she was- well-you know. He didn't know she was you knowing at all. No! He wouldn't do it on purpose!The Madam raised him to respect woman! He would never do something so perverse- no matter how pretty she was! Er- never mind.
But Roy was innocent, he tells you, innocent, but it just -well- happened.
He had known Riza for quite sometime now- around six mouths to be exact. He'd grown rather-uh- "fond" of her to say the least. They were friends. It just didn't occur to him toknock before going into her room. He wasn't in the right mind state when he entered. His thoughts were grumbled as his eyes surveyed his alchemy textbook, but then she was there. Just a few steps in front of him.
Shirtless.
A strange warmth ran up his spine and up to his face, painting his cheeks a deep shade of crimson.
Unclasping her bra.
He can't even find it in himself to protest. Roy should say something. He doesn't even know he's there, but he can't. He just bite down on his lip, so much it might bleed.
Sliding it off.
He saw something- things- he knew he should have, but he tried to say something, he opened his mouth to say something as she continued but all that came out was a strangled squeak.
Her head snapped towards him. Her cheeks flushed just as dark a shade as his. It took her a while just to process what was going on. For a while, the two just shared at each other, eyes wide with shock. It was an accident- he couldn't help it, they were just there- his eyes flickered to her breasts. Riza crossed her arms over them, the crimson on her cheeks only darkening.
"Don't tell my father." She squeaked with a shake of her head.
"I- uh-," Roy stuttered out, blinking hard, shaking his head as well. Something was wrong with him. Why couldn't he think straight? What was wrong with him? "Okay."
That wasn't even the stupidest thing he did. The fact that he didn't even apologize, or that even ran after.
It was that he ran right into the door on the way out.