I do not own final fantasy characters. sorry before, since English is not my first language, please be easy on newbie (this was redone by KhAndTwilightFan15to fix grammar mistakes)
Warning! Contains spoilers!
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This is what happens when everyone in Dissidia Final fantasy 012 (duodecim) always updating status in their facebook.
Eclaire Farron is being called by Goddess of harmony, Cosmos. We got a new task and a new battle.
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Laguna come on Light, this is a facebook update! Not a battle report!
Eclaire Farron mind your own business!
Vaan Laguna's right. You should relax, Light!
Tifa L may I ask how can we can relax when we're being used as tools?
Yuna I hope we'll be alright.
Laguna you guys, no need to worry! Anyway, Cosmos is hot! Isn't she?
Warrioroflight don't you dare Laguna!
Laguna okay, hey... I didn't know you were Light's friend in facebook!
Warrioroflight when you were all called to this world your facebook automatically included him and me to be your friend.
Laguna oh, right. Great. Why is Britney Spears not here?
Vaan where's Kain anyway?
Laguna I heard he hasn't registered yet. He doesn't have an email.
Vaan it's the 21st century and he doesn't have an email? Unbelievable!
Cosmosgoddessharmony guys, shouldn't you have departed already?
Vaan cosmosgoddessharmony oh, right we forget. Anyway, your facebook name is way too obvious.
Warriorofligh Cosmos's facebook isn't your business.
Vaan okay sorry.
cosmosgoddessofharmony change her name to cosmos
All logged off
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Kainhighwind is learning how to use facebook efficiently.
Laguna and Vaan like this
Laguna dude, this is your first update. Let's celebrate it!
Kainhighwind no,thanks. I'm just being adept.
Vaan I know, facebook is awesome, right?
Laguna where are the girls anyway?
Vaan gossipping on Lightning's wall.
Laguna it's boring you know... no girls!
Laguna is offline
Vaan is offline
Kainhighwind how do you turn this thing off?
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Tifa L is being irritated by boy companion that she got.
Yuna and Eclaire Farron like this
Tifa L Yay! Light loves my status!
Eclaire Farron I agree with you. That's all.
Yuna they're hopeless!
Tifa L Yuna you were hopeing that Tidus would be with us with us. Am I right?
Yuna aren't we supposed to not remember anything from our past lives?
Tifa L oh, you're right... I forgot.
Yuna one playboy shooter, one shirtless kid, one masked guy in purple!
Tifa L you mean Kain? Perhaps he's trying to be fashionable.
Yuna not with purple. I hate purple.
Tifa L but you're always wear colorful dresses.
Yuna I do. Because... I'm awesome.
Tifa L Maybe Yuna has a personality problem in this world.
Eclaire Farron agreed. Everyone has a serious personality trait.
Yuna Light! Where have you been!
Eclaire Farron Nowhere. I went to fight some manikins. While nobody helps. :(
Tifa L Oh, Light... we're so sorry. We'll join you shortly. Where's your location?
Eclaire Farron I'll send it through a message.
Tifa L is offline
Eclaire Farron is offline
Yuna is offline
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Vaan is battling with Kefka right now. And meet with hot chick.
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Laguna how do you update while you're battling?
Vaan haven't you ever heard of mobile facebook?
Laguna ohhhhhh, you got service there? Awesome!
Vaan yeah, anyway this clown is really persistent.
Laguna you know, don't battle him seriously. You won't beat him now anyway.
Vaan how do you know?
Laguna game spoiler
Vaan okay, how about this pretty girl? I think her name is Terra.
Laguna oh yeah, I know her. She is protagonist in Final Fantasy VI.
Vaan what?
Laguna you're from XII, so you don't know her. Ask her for her email then.
Vaan I can't, she's the quiet type.
Laguna what a waste of a pretty chick.
Vaan what should I do?
Laguna bring her to someplace safe. 'til then you won't meet her again anyway.
Vaan how do you know?
Laguna game spoiler.
Vaan Yay! I beat Kefka! I won! Facebook is awesome!
Laguna it is. Where's Kain? It says he's online.
Vaan maybe he didn't know how to log off.
Laguna poor guy. Tell him then.
Vaan maybe next time. Gotta check on Terra.
Laguna okay, see you
Laguna is offline
Vaan is offline
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Yuna is having an encounter with her love.
Cosmos likes this
Yuna cosmos, you're online?
Cosmos just congratulating you. Out of everyone here, I pity you. Your love is tragic you know? You can't see him much.
Yuna Then, you should bring him to our side.
Cosmos I do that in the next dissidia though.
Yuna Really? Thank you. But now, he doesn't remember me at all TT_TT
Cosmos of course, you were removed from his friend's list.
Yuna relationship.
Cosmos okay, sorry there.
Yuna anyway, I have to go battle this emperor. I just met him and he got knocked out already.
Cosmos I thought he protected you.
Yuna I can handle it myself. He always acted cool in front of me.
Cosmos okay, good luck.
Cosmos is offline
Yuna is offline
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Laguna has leg cramp while enjoying lady cloud of darkness
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Warrioroflight Shut your mouth!
Laguna I can't! She is so hot. Floating around so I can look under her!
Warrioroflight pervert. -_-'
Laguna you two always stay by cosmos side. Don't tell me you aren't thinking anything when you are!
Warrioroflight but I didn't get a leg cramp. That's uncool.
Laguna she seems to like me. She told me a secret.
Warrioroflight what secret?
Laguna in the scenario I'll tell you at headquarters.
Warrioroflight just tell me, after I'm done battling with Lightning.
Laguna you got tagged in game spoiler too?
Warrioroflight subscribing.
Laguna cool! Though I can't stand every time I look the helmet of yours! Hahahaa ^^
Warrioroflight shut up.
Kainhighwind hey guys! Thank God, there are people online.
Warrioroflight what happened?
Kainhighwind I can't log off.
Warrioroflight what? Hahahaa: D
Kainhighwind don't use emoticon on me!
Warrioroflight what? Why?
Kainhighwind because I dunno how to yet.
Laguna is offline
Warrioroflight okay? got any ideas?
Kainhighwind well…I do have this plan.
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Meanwhile...
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Tifa L mesmerizad by cloudstrifeVII
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Tifa L wow that's a lot of thumbs.
Cosmos you should thank me. Now you're our facebook friends with everyone.
Tifa L you mean everyone, everyone...?
Cosmos everyone in the final fantasy world atleast.
Tifa L and I only got 389 thumbs? That's sucks. My next update will have more.
Cosmos how's your boyfriend?
Tifa L cold, like always. And dead.
Cosmos he asked me to bring him to our side next time.
Tifa L that's good. Though dissidia 013 is going to suck.
Cosmos what?
Tifa L do you have any idea how to beat this freaking woman?
Cosmos Kain will go help you.
Cosmos is offline.
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Tifa L is kissed by cloudstrifeVII on the lips!
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Tifa L that's better! Though it is fake news.
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Warrioroflight battling with eclaire farron
Laguna, Vaan, Tifa, and Yuna like this.
Warrioroflight she's a really baddass girl.
Laguna dude, shes very sensitive to the 'g' word. You have to be careful.
Warrioroflight what do you mean Light? I'm always captivated by her rose petals.
Vaan I know, I know! I'm curious too... where do they come from!
Eclaire Farron could you all shut up please..?
Laguna told ya, she was sensitive.
Eclaire Farron are not.
Laguna warrioroflight you'd better give up dude! She will win anyway.
Vaan oh, game spoiler.
Warrioroflight I won't give up for a girl.
laguna dude, words!
Warrioroflight is offline. Due to his mobile phone getting thrown off a cliff by Lightning in the battle.
Laguna told ya. so,everyone... how about we take a break?
Everyone is online except warrioroflight.
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GodofChaos133 is wondering when his enemies will be coming.
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