A.N.: This is Kato from gravitysabully, formerly KatoTotalJayandFlatuater. My second fanfic. Reviews or flames welcome. Sorry in advance for suckiness and all that shit. I'm not exactly the best at grammar... But it's not My Immortal bad. nothing can be that horrible. Anyway! On with the show!
- Realizations: Chapter One
"No one ever realizes what I do until I don't do it."
-Unknown
Karkat Vantas hates a lot of people. Jocks, geeks, teachers, you name it, Karkat hates someone in that stereotype. But he hates no one quite like he hates Dave Strider. His best friend's boyfriend.
Dave was that kid everyone wanted to be like. He always wore a pair of aviators- a gift from John Egbert, his "best bro". He rapped and played to turntables. Karkat didn't get how that was so cool. It was just talking really fast and messing up perfectly good songs, but Terezi loved it.
Terezi Pyrope. The legally blind girl Karkat had befriended in seventh grade, five years ago. Her bright cherry red hair was cut off at her chin, something Karkat had first noticed about her. She had this shit-eating grin that made even Gamzee Makara run away, and he was a world class creep. Terezi had to use a cane to get around due to her failing sight, and, lately, Dave had been holding that cane with her. Stupid prick. That used to be Karkat. The person who helped her get around, secretly move stuff to make it easier for her to get everything she needed. Ever since she started dating the douche, Karkat had just been the friend she had all her classes with.
Karkat slammed his locker in anger. You are not jealous, you are not jealous, he chanted in his head. Out of the corner of his eye, Karkat saw Strider go up to Terezi's locker and kiss her. Fuck it, Karkat was jealous.
Yup. Karkat was 100% in love with his best friend that basically forgot about him.
"Thup," a lisp sounded from behind Karkat. Karkat recognized Sollux's lisp anywhere. His geeky friend was standing behind him, leaning on the lockers.
"How does Aradia stand that damn lisp?" Karkat asked.
"Thoundth like it'th thomeone'th time of month!" Sollux sang.
"And that. That's the million dollar question. Not how she stands the lisp, but all of you," Karkat said, walking to his Science class.
"It'th cauthe I'm an awethome perthon," Sollux stated. He pushed off the locker and followed his friend.
"Right."
"It'th true!"
"Whatever."
"No you sound like ED," Sollux complained.
"I will NEVER sound like that hipster," Karkat protested.
"Right. You just said his catchphrase," the computer geek argued.
"Talkin' about me? Can't say I'm flattered," a Brittish-ish accent sounded from behind Karkat.
"What the heck are you doing here?" Sollux groaned.
"Goin' to school, just like you, Sol," Eridan Ampora said, stepping in front of Karkat. The bloody hipster thought he was the king of the school. Which he was, due to Feferi Piexes. She was well liked by everyone, so naturally, since Eridan was her best friend, he was popular, too.
"Get out of here, hipster," Karkat growled, looking up at Ampora. Eridan was a good head and a half taller than Karkat.
"Wwhy wwould I do that, Kar?" Eridan asked with mock sadness.
"Eridan!" Feferi called from across the hallway. Eridan looked over at her and walked away immediately.
"Becauthe FF told you tho!" Sollux shouted after his life-long enemy.
"Shut up Sol, no one cares about your opinion anywway!" Eridan called over his shoulder.
"Yeth, they do!" Sollux retorted before dragging Karkat to Mr. Captor's science class. Mr. Captor was Sollux's scatter-brained uncle who had an even WORSE lisp than Sollux. His classes were interesting though.
Karkat sat down in his seat right next to Terezi, and Dave sat on her other side. This was going to be a GREAT class. Note the sarcasm, fuckasses.
Sorry for the shortness and the shittiness. I've seen other people do this, so I might as well do it.
Question: Who is your favorite troll, dancestor, and kid?
Answer: Eridan, Kankri, and Dave.
Read and Review, people. Guess this has been instilled into fanfictioners... Whatever.
Until Next Time,
Kato