Just a bit of ... well ... Random Silliness. this will be a multi chapter story and i will be working towards a Harry/Luna pairing
I don't own Harry Potter or anything to do with him.
Oh The Random Silliness
"Well are you ready for a story? A story of the weirdest two years at Hogwarts there ever was. A story that I can recount because I was there. As an exchange student from Wales, from a school somewhere in the many valley's of Wales. A story so strange, that you'll wonder if anything was ever normal."
"Ahh now where should I begin."
"Well of course you should start from the beginning. I mean that's how a story's supposed to go. Beginning, middle and end. Seriously Everlyn, I mean how long have you been writing anyway. Now start from the beginning."
"But that's no fun Hermione. Besides, I wasn't there at the beginning, so there."
"Oh real mature. Now put your tongue back in your mouth before I hex it. And I meant from the beginning of fifth year when you arrived."
"Spoilsport"
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Why don't you start in the middle and jump around the story?"
"Because, Harry, I don't want to confuse my readers. That would be mean … ohh and totally evil MWAHAHAHA I like that idea, an idea worthy of the Marauders. Hmmm, maybe your mum didn't have an illicit affair with the milkman nine months before you were born after all."
"Huh?"
"I think she just insulted you Harry, or at least your parents."
"Not insult, never insult. It's just … I mean come on, he's definitely Lily's boy, he's got her temper after all, but he just doesn't prank like his father did."
"Hey, can you just start at the end? There's less to read and it's over with quickly."
"No Ron. While you may not be interested with what happened in your own life, I'm sure the readers are."
"Honestly Ronald, it wouldn't kill you to read every now and again."
"Ah forget it bookworm."
"Ron that's a terrible thing to say."
"Actually, I think he was talking to me."
"Why? I read just as many books that you do."
"But you read for fun, I mostly read for my studies."
"Ahh. Oh Oh Oh. I have an idea, a compromise if you will. I will tell the story in the sequence of events that it happened in, but I won't tell it like a story. More like a series of short stories that are all linked together. Everyone happy with that?"
"I'm Good."
"Me Too."
"Hey. What about my compromise."
"SHUT UP RON. I don't like you so you don't get a compromise. GOT IT?"
"RONALD GET BACK HERE. SHE'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. Right?"
"Meh. Depends on how I'm feeling when he gets back."
"Shall we get on with the story then?"
"Yes Harry, we shall. Now where was I … YES Hermione I know, The Beginning. Right. Anymore interruptions? I swear if one of you so much as breathes … No? good right then. The story starts when I arrived at Hogwarts …
Hope you laughed, please review and wait patiently for more Random Silliness. Be for now. P.S What house would you like me to be in, bare in mind i shall be close to the trio and their friends. then again i might just ignore you and go where i want to go any way MWAHAHAHA cough cough why does this keep happening 'sigh'.