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Austria sat in a tavern, waiting for Prussia.

The white-haired nation in question entered and seated himself beside Austria.

"Prussia," Austria said.

"Austria," Prussia said back, equally cool.

"We need to talk about France," Austria said.

Prussia smirked. "You're worried about your little princess, aren't you." Prussia, as idiotic as he may seem sometimes, was not stupid. He knew this was about more than preventing war, so Austria did not deny it.

"I wish to keep Maria Antonia safe, it's true," Austria acknowledged.

"She's a pretty little thing," Prussia stated lazily. "I hear she's quite the harlot."

Austria growled. That man. "She is not a harlot."

Prussia lifted his arms at the elbows, palms facing Austria. "Okay, okay," he said. "Let's just do this thing."

The albino was still wearing that infuriating smirk of his, but Austria let it go. "Austria, of the Holy Roman Empire, and Prussia –" Austria began.

"His Majesty Prussia," Prussia interrupted.

"But you aren't a king," Austria protested.

"Write it."

Austria rolled his eyes. "Fine. Austria, of the Holy Roman Empire, and his Majesty Prussia–"

"Can you put me down first?"

"No."

Prussia huffed. "Fine. Continue."

Austria composed the document and read it to Prussia.

Prussia nodded. "Okay. So we're asking everyone else in Europe to defend the place of the King as ruler of France."

Austria nodded affirmation.

"I can't believe we're working together," Prussia said. "I mean, this is too weird. Want a drink?"

"No thank you," Austria said.

Prussia shrugged. "Well, I'm going to have a drink."

When the document was signed and Prussia had a beer in his hand, he turned to Austria and smacked him playfully in the shoulder.

"Oh, you," Prussia said. "See, we can work together."

"We can," Austria agreed simply.

Prussia shoved the pianist again, harder this time. "This doesn't mean we're friends."

"Friends?" Austria despised the notion. "Never."

I'm going to try to keep this short, because the last time I wrote a historical fic the AN was longer than the actual thing.

The Declaration of Pillnitz was signed in Pillnitz Castle, Saxony (not in a tavern) on August 27, 1791, in response to the French Revolution. Emperor Leopold II of Austria was concerned about how his sister, Marie Antoinette, was a prisoner in France. It was signed by Leopold and King Frederick William III of Prussia. The thing was supposed to preserve the French monarchy and keep peace in Europe, but the people in charge of France at this time (who were not royalty) took this as a threat and declared war on Prussia and Austria. England, the Netherlands, and maybe some other countries got into this scuffle, too. It ended up pretty damn well for France, and Prussia pretty much got his ass kicked all the way through the French Revolutionary wars and the Napoleonic wars.

Also, Marie Antoinette was never really a princess, I don't think. What do you call the daughter of an empress?

I know my historical stuff is boring, so thank you for reading and please please please review!