I was walking through the romance aisle of some bookstore I don't know where when I found twilight. It had an apple on it. I wanted to eat that apple, so I bought it. Thank you pale handed person! I thought.
I bought it and met my mom in another aisle. Ya that's right Im at the mall with my mom.
I read it. Hmmm this book is about me... AWESOME!
So I moved to Forks, bla bla bla... then I met Edward in Biology.
"Yo! What's up Eddyvamp!?" I said to Edward.
"Um nothing... Did you just say EddyVAMP?"
"Uh, ya... you are a vampire... duh!"
"How did you know that?"
"From this book! It's called Twilight! See... Oh... It says Rosalie and Alice die."
"WHAT!? HOW!?"
"I beat the crap out of them."
"Why!? What did they do to you!?"
"Rosalie hates me and Alice wants to take me shopping. I hate shopping and people that hate me."
I didn't notice, but everyone in the classroom was staring at us. I guess we were yelling... ooops....
"Get to work Twilight Peoples!!" I yelled, then fell backwards and hit my head on the desk behind me. Then I passed out. Stupid Desk.
A/N Hey guys!! I nkow this story might be kind of stupid... and you might not get it unless you read daybreak... but please review even if they are bad reviews :D