MERRY CHRISTMAS! In honor of this wondrous holiday, I am writing a fic…. And not just any fic… a CHRISTMAS FIC! A Christmas fic FILLED with Christmas related innuendos! Enjoy!
Sirius Black was extremely pissed off. He was currently surrounded by loads of young children who were all clamoring to sit on his lap. But not only was Sirius surrounded by snot nosed brats, but he was also wearing a Santa suit. (Minus the beard, for he had taken the itchy thing off hours ago). One may wonder why the infamous Sirius Black was dressed in such an absurd fashion in the middle of Hogsmeade.
Instead of being made to polish the bedposts in the Hospital Wing, Professor McGonagall (who was the tiniest bit sadistic in Sirius' opinion) had decided since it was Christmas Eve, to force Sirius to dress as Father Christmas and listen to the whining of noisy kids.
Currently a blonde girl with pigtails had plopped herself onto Sirius lap and was telling him her Christmas list while Sirius' lap grew suspiciously wetter.
"…. And a poooneeeyyy, and a puuuupyyyyyy and some chocwiiiiiiit, and a dollllyyyyy…" the girl paused and stuck her finger up her nose.
"Are you done yet?" Sirius snapped. The little girl's mother glared at him. Sirius really wasn't getting paid enough for this. Actually he wasn't being paid at all.
"Mummy, It's my turn to sit on Santa's lap!" Sirius looked up when he heard a familiar voice, and grinned when he saw his boyfriend, Remus Lupin grinning at him from next to Lily Evens.
Sirius leered at the werewolf and pushed the little girl off of his lap, ignoring both her, and her mothers, protests. Remus smirked and sauntered over to 'Santa' swinging his hips.
"And what do you want for Christmas, Little Boy?" Sirius asked as soon as Remus had settled himself on Sirius' lap.
"This year, Santa… I want you to stuff my stocking." Remus licked his lips.
"Oh really?" Sirius said… seriously. "Have you been a good boy this year?"
Remus pretended to blush. "I suppose I've been a bit… naughty this year… but if you promise to come down my chimney, I'll lick your candy cane."
Sirius smirked. "Well, I don't know about that. Perhaps I'll let you ride my sleigh instead."
"Really?" Remus grinned seductively. He was about to say something else naughty, when some annoyed parent yelled that there was a line and he was holding it up. Remus grimaced. "Well, I have to go…"
Sirius sighed. "Alright…" Remus stood up and kissed Sirius' cheek. Before he could walk away, Sirius grabbed Remus' arm and put his mouth near his ear. "My sack's going to be empty when I'm finished with you…" Sirius winked, and grinned to himself as a blushing Remus hurried back to Lily.
Well, that was extremely fun to write. Sorry it was so short. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Reveiws for presents!