Author's note: Thanks so much for reading! I need to give credit to my friends Krissana and Cat. Credit is also due to the amazing author CP Coulter seeing as my story is a "spin-off" of her ever amazing story "Dalton". So, thanks is where it's needed, enjoy!
(Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Dalton or any of CP Coulter's wonderful characters.)
As I banged on the doors to the massive Windsor house for the third time, I was starting to get mad that no one had heard me yet. As I muttered under my breath, I gave up and walked in. The house was bigger on the inside and when you walked in, there was a big spiral staircase that lead to a landing that later continued on to dorm rooms. Immediately after I walked in, I was met by a small explosion and two soot covered identical bodies running down the stairs. Even though both were equally taller than I, they quickly took refuge behind me saying in unison, "Stand tall, Avery! We need coverage!" "For what? What did you explode?" Right as I said this, an extremely soot covered warbler, even more than the twins behind me, came running down the stairs and asked me, "TWINS, WHERE?" I pointed to the left and he ran off. As the two bodies came from behind me, I asked, "Was that David?" The two sooty boys nodded. "Ethan, Evan, what on earth did you do?" I said it with suppressed laughter inside and a big smile on my face. As giggles and chuckles arose from the twins, I soon joined in. "we may have just..." Evan started. "Given him a welcome back gift." Ethan supplied. Next, in unison, "Yes, a welcome back gift!" Scared to ask anymore questions on the topic, I asked "Want me to help you clean off?" I gestured to the black soot all over their bodies. I had said it in all seriousness, even though I knew I'd get a ridiculous reply. "You'd have to help us shower, Little Redd." Evan said, advancing a little closer to me. The twins had called me Little Redd ever since I told them my middle name in second grade. Ethan said with a laugh, "Little Redd, helping us shower. Now that'd be something I wouldn't want to miss!" The tweedles were equally close to me when they were suddenly jerked back by a very appalled Wes who had been listening in. He immediately started to ask, "Avery, are you ok? They didn't hurt you, did they? I swear their mental stability isn't as it should be! Are you sure you're ok?" "Yes, Wes. I'm perfectly fine. I'm used to it." You could still see the worried look on Wes's face even after my reassurance. Wes now asked the questions we dreaded. "Where's David and what happened?" None of the three of us answered. Wes walked away in search of David. "That was close!" the twins chorused. "Like he didn't know it was you two!" I poked them both in the chest and giggled. Before any of us knew it, we were in a full-out tickle war. As the war continued, the three of us had drawn a small crowd from laughing so loud. This 'yelling' had also caught the attention of Kurt Hummel, who walked up with a very pissed face. And a can of whipped cream ready to attack. "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT. UP? I'm trying to teach Blaine how to bake a cake without burning the kitchen!" Kurt yelled. This statement was ignored with jabs at the tweedles on my part. After Kurt yelled a few more times, he threatened "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL COVER YOU IN WHIPPED CREAM!" "Sounds fun!" the three of us shouted. Then, a mist of whipped cream started to rain down on us. I got out of the massive tickle war and stood up, drenched in whipped cream. Then, I felt two tongues on my arms. I figured out that the tongues on my arms belonged to the twins when they said "Tastes good!" A moment of silence passed when Ethan and Evan looked at each other with devious grins. Kurt started to walk away, feeling accomplished, right as the twins yelled "ALICE!" and continued to tackle him and cover him in whipped cream. Kurt finally freed himself from the madness and walked back into the kitchen where Blaine could be heard yelling "What happened?" The fight had ceased now, and the tweedles – whose whipped cream had turned gray from soot – came and grabbed me by the arms. "Shower time!" Evan said. Seeing the distressed look on my face, Ethan added, "You brought a bathing suit, right?" "Awwwwww, Ethan!" Evan said, disappointed.