Right. This is my first Bleach fic, and it's completely random, and it sucks. I know it does. But I still want reviews, and everything [just dont flame, please]. So, read and review? Please?

Chapter 1: Candy Always Wins

"I'll give you some candy!" Yachiru said, holding two small hands full of sweets that she got just minutes ago from Ukitake. She was standing on the desk of the Captain of the 10th division, trying to bribe him into going along with her plan.

"I don't want candy," Toshiro replied. "But I will give you some of the candy that I have if you stop annoying me and leave."

"But why won't you make it colder, 'Shiro?" she asked, ignoring the bribe, and looking up at him. "Just for five minutes? Please, please, please?"

"First of all, its Hitsugaya, and I already said no," Toshiro said, slowly losing his patience.

"But it's hot outside," Yachiru complained, eating the candy that she was just offering to the short captain. "And you know how it gets when it's hot out. Kenny says his eye patch makes his eye burn up, and Feather Face complains about sweating and how it makes him ugly. And then Baldy makes up plans to ambush Bya-kun to get into his air conditioned manor, but never actually does anything. Well, besides complain about ice cubes melting…. And then-"

"If I agree, will you shut up and take the candy Captain Ukitake gave me?" Toshiro interrupted, annoyed. Today he was supposed to finish filling out the papers that Rangiku was supposed to do, but so far he didn't do anything. He didn't even get to look at the first paper, since Ukitake barged into his office, and dumping a pile of candy onto the desk, and left before Toshiro could say anything.

And since Rangiku was off somewhere, probably drinking her sake, he had to take the time and effort to put all the candy away, and then start on the papers, at which point Yachiru came in and started telling him to go bankai to make it colder outside, which he had no intentions of doing. Of course, that was easier said than done, since this was Yachiru that he was talking to. And half of the papers were on the floor, from when she climbed up onto the desk.

"Yay! I knew you'd listen, 'Shiro!" the pink haired girl shouted, and started tugging on his rolled up sleeves. "Come on, come on, come on!"

"It's Hitsugaya," he muttered, rolling his eyes. He sighed, and reluctantly followed her outside, where he released his zanpaktou. As soon as he said Hyorinmaru's name, the air around them became reasonably colder, attracting a few Soul Reapers to the area.

"Make it snow! Make it snow!" Yachiru said, and after a few seconds, a few snowflakes started falling. She laughed and ran around, trying to catch them on her tongue, making the other shinigami also laugh as they watched her. By that time, Rangiku and Kira had also walked over to the group, both holding bottles of sake.

"Wow, captain, I didn't think I'd ever see you doing something like this," Rangiku said as she looked around the area. The snow was falling more heavily, drawing in more curious soul reapers.

"I'd offer you some sake, Captain, but if you actually accepted, you'd probably make this area freeze over or something," Kira said to Toshiro, and drank some of the mentioned sake.

"That would be odd, though, having something freeze in the middle of summer," Rangiku commented, and the two started debating if Toshiro could actually do that. All while drinking more and more sake, of course.

"See, 'Shiro? It wasn't that bad, now was it?" Yachiru said cheerfully. "Now, have some candy before it freezes!"

"It's-" Toshiro started, but was cut off as Yachiru shoved chocolate in his mouth, effectively shutting him up for the moment. As a result, the air around her gradually got warmer, until she realized what he was doing, and ran back into the snowy area. Toshiro would've made the whole area back to the normal temperature… if he didn't want a drunken Rangiku and a hyper Yachiru out for his blood.

"And don't forget, you owe me more candy!"

The next chapter should be up soon, about a certain event mentioned in this chapter.

Oh, and if you want to see certain people in the later chapters, tell me in a review! Thanks! And even if you don't care about the characters, please review anyway! Reviews make me happy!